Voice Actor, TV Host, Director/Editor, Freak of Nature, Amateur Neurosurgeon, voice of In-N-Out Burger since 1989, former host of Real Videos and Videosyncrasy.
@EndWokeness While the Incas may have drugged-up the sacrificial children, today's in-utero child sacrifices are unanesthetized before their arms and legs are pulled off, skulls crushed, and brains sucked out with a cannula. So much more humane and enlightened.
@CollinRugg The Didache, a synopsis of the Apostles' teachings from the first century, specifically denounces abortion and infanticide which were widely practiced in the Roman Empire. https://t.co/SnLYMnoazy
We made it to Scotland for our daughter’s glorious wedding. I can only hope that the view from the hotel is at least as beautiful as the nuptials will be. #hotelroomview @ Glasgow, United Kingdom https://t.co/nCymTGIO6V
@i3enedictcumberbatch gave an award to director Jane Campion, then opened a circular portal and transported himself back to the set of #drstrange. #telluridefilmfestival @ Telluride, Colorado https://t.co/KWEm6Y4MAY
Congratulations to nephew Holt Calder @calder_holt and his new bride Madeline @mad_mill ! Just fused! @ Petroleum Club of Oklahoma City https://t.co/ZTJCX757o3
Congratulations to one of my top six favorite nephews @calder_holt on his marriage to @mad_mill. May the Lord bless your new life together and may you not contract Dengue Fever on your honeymoon. https://t.co/vWBSGBM7Ds
Congratulations to nephew Ben Calder for graduation from veterinary college. No... he majored in business! Yay! #OKState21 @ Stillwater, Oklahoma https://t.co/GP4lz0IdXC
So it looks like the self-driving feature is not going to be a car option that is very aesthetically pleasing. #selfdriving#autonomousvehicles @ Newport Beach, California https://t.co/LAYktFSEhY
Since I had some swelling with my first vaccine shot, I thought, “why not get the second shot in the lips as both COVID protection AND lip-filler?” #efficiency#vaccinationdone✔️ @ University of California, Irvine https://t.co/olAhmUTCyL
Now that I’m a nonagenarian, I was able to get vaccinated and got this lovely onomatopoeic wristband to signify my new found immunity. Bringing the fun back to pandemics. #vaccinationdone✔️ https://t.co/iY737IDLX0
We went to #joshuatreenationalpark thinking that, as the name implies, there would be a singular eponymous tree, but alas, there are several. @ Joshua Tree, California https://t.co/OXDJwbdUvS
Happy birthday to my beloved bride Sonya who I met 30 years ago today! I love you most ardently! (Thanks to Deborah Dierker Roland for introducing us at E!) @ Newport Beach, California https://t.co/nEUZxDmpX3