Jimmy Horn

Nearly 30. Can be described as a “ham”. Over caffeinated, under stimulated. Cat/plant dad.

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Suspiria

Dario Argento

1977

#ChatGPT #StudioGhibli

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Zombie (Zombi 2)

Lucio Fulci

1979

#ChatGPT #StudioGhibli

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#RIP Olivia Hussey. Not gonna lie, this one stings. #BlackChristmas

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Now onto my personal holiday favorite, Black Christmas, a festive horror classic where Olivia Hussey’s phone etiquette is questionable. I’ve also come to realize I’m Mrs. Mac. I have a foul mouth, love cats, sing about alligators, and drink out of hidden liquor bottles…

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Love a good rainy/lazy day. Breaking out the old CRT and VCR. Dawn is still my favorite Romero.

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@TheRealMattC Darlene fucking McBride. 😂😂😂

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Laying here in my recliner, recouping from a wisdom tooth surgery, and in my medication induced stupor, I left the front door open. I’m so sorry for the USPS man who had to witness me passed out in my boxers. I can guarantee you it wasn’t pleasant for either of us. 😂

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@Kodak what would be the chances of releasing some limited edition 110 film? I miss that format of Gold like crazy.

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@TheRealMattC And let’s be real, she could NEVER be Mother Goose. I get the vibe she can’t rock OR rhyme.

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I’m so tired of seeing “Queen” used as a title for Camilla Parker-Bowles when the title “Carpetbagger” is free for the taking. #TheRoyals

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Alrighty Studios, hear me out. A biopic about @barbaramandrell with @EmilyOsment in the lead role. Emily has that perky, yet relaxed charm Barbara has, and they favor each other very heavily. I NEED this to happen. Em, let’s pitch it to all the powers that be.

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Apparently JLO and Ben Affleck broke up. Is this God opening a door for me? Can I finally be the wind under his broken wings? Be still my beating bussy. 😂

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The fact that I haven’t seen a single reference to Principal Skinner and Super Nintendo Chalmers while the Northern Lights hover over most of the US is disappointing to say the least.

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This last month has had an eclipse, severs tornadoes, and now the Aurora Boreanaz. Isn’t that wild?

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I swear to God if I don’t get these wisdom teeth out of my head, I’m going to have a high speed come apart. Where’s a rich, elderly man on the brink of death when you need one?

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As I near 30, I really want to be better about my ill feelings against certain folks, but then again, life is short. Sometimes you gotta tell a pudgy, balding bastard, his “chub-tubby” (his words, not mine), and their hell spawn to FUCK OFF.

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@TheRealMattC Tamara Faye, right?

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I don’t understand all the fuss about the new Superman. He can eat crackers in my bed ANYTIME.

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@TheRealMattC Psycho II is incredibly underrated IMO, also I adore Meg Tilly.

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First time with Kwaidan. Definite blind spot item for sure. From what I hear, I should be in for a treat.