jordan

an alien from another sphere

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

Paid off all my credit card debt 3 days before my 30th birthday, now I can afford a trip to the ICU when a Corona Boomer coughs on me in Publix

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

Let's make this place safe for democracy, kids. Circa 2008:

https://t.co/lIkbxvmNYW

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

@joeyearle1340 WHAT A LONG STRANGE JOURNEY IT'S BEEN ♥️

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

@joeyearle1340 WE ARE BEAUTIFUL

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

PANTHERS 🏆

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

@joeyearle1340 Jordan ♥️ Joey

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

Go cats

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

National socialists though? Come on in.

[Rick Scott @ScottforFlorida]

I’m warning socialists and communists not to travel to Florida. They are not welcome in the Sunshine State.

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

@ArloStuff The SM RPG remake is about 5 years too late. Everyone that grew up with the game is in their mid-40s by now, and younger fans don't have any connection to it. Would've made more sense during the "Geno for Smash" era.

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

*said britishly*

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

Thanks for an excellent year gatos, maybe next time

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

@shaylugh @BandaiNamcoUS Naa na na na na na na naaa

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

it looks infected

[theScore @theScore]

LaMelo’s new watch is INSANE. 🥶❄️

(🎥: IG/zofrost)

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

@joeyearle1340 On the bright side, now you can give your full and undivided attention to the Stanley Cup Finals!

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

@shaylugh same vibe

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

you know you're old when the target tshirt section starts hitting right in the slot

[rob spenser @TheCrob]

Now Target wants my kids to think that the world is a vampire????

[jordan @JimmyHotpants]

@joeyearle1340 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HAPPENING

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

SHE IS STANLEY CUP FINAL BOUND