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[Gandalf @GandalfSparkles]

This is so poorly made but I had to do it #Warhammer40k

[Rush Ganyu @basedganyu]

My friend just asked me to redownload Destiny 2

[Witness King James @WITNESSKJ]

The time Nick Wright ended the GOAT debate in 2017 🗣️

(via @FTFonFS1)

[9th Life @_9th_Life_]

Reta is pretty fucking amazing tbh

[Andre Williams @andrewilliamsus]

The Four Types Of Black Americans

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Her on 1st date: “So do you have any hobbies?”

Literally me:

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

Tim Dillon is literally speaking for all of us.

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

People will still tell you with a straight face that it’s a gun problem

[Calenta @NBAPaint1]

This some of the punchiest dunks I’ve ever seen

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

Mason Miller using Korn’s Blind as his entrance song into the 9th inning int is so unbelievably bad ass

[AB @AB84]

I heard fat niggas go to bed early so they can hurry up and eat breakfast

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Tua Tagovailoa trying to remember his name when signing his new contract with the Falcons

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

*Jesus raises Lazarus from death*

People owing Lazarus:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The older i get, the more i hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like i'm late for my house

[Daily Life Hacks @ThePinchh]

Best self-defense technique for everyone

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

POV: you're trying to resist that urge to nap between 2-5pm

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

357 members of Congress just voted to not release congressional sexual harassment and misconduct records.

I don’t want to hear the words “Epstein files” ever come from their hypocritical, grandstanding, phony, lying lips again.

[fayefabes @fayefabes]

Saying gay and retarded:
- funny
- breaks tension
- gives +1000 authenticity XP

Correcting someone for saying gay and retarded:
- awkward
- comes off as something to prove
- probably isn’t gay or retarded