J Mart

purveyor of nonsense, shenanigans, and tomfoolery (he/him)

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If you’re a “senior Democrat” that feels this way, you should absolutely retire and make space for true leadership that refuses to resign themselves to fascism.

This kind of leadership is functionally useless to the American people. Retire.

[KHAN 可汗 Celebrating 9yrs on Twitch 8/10-16 🔜 CEO @YungKhan]

...take a look, it's in a book...

[J Mart @JimmyJamz17]

@elainemarierab

[Matt Gordon🎙️ (@cosmicmatt.com on bsky) @cosmicmatt]

"Dad, what was Poptropica?"

[J Mart @JimmyJamz17]

“It’s no one’s fault but god’s” -@woahhaleigh after cheese upset her tummy

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

.@TeamYouTube, the best time to remove Sssniperwolf from your platform was Friday night, when she showed up to our home, filmed and posted a live video of our house to her 5M+ Instagram followers while my wife and I were inside, and dared me to come out.

The second best time is now.

I've sent video evidence to the appropriate channels and am happy to share directly with you. This is a clear example of doxxing and a clear violation of your policy stated here.

I'm aware you are looking into the situation, but this is a black-and-white case that holds dangerous implications if it goes unchecked. Please act now and remove this channel from your platform.

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

If you’re excited by the idea of AI generating an entire movie/tv show/youtube video I think you fundamentally don’t understand why you’ve enjoyed art that you’ve consumed and you’re a dumb little nerd and I hate you

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Justice Alito accepted tens of thousands of dollars in lavish vacation gifts from a billionaire who lobbied to cancel the student loan forgiveness.

After the gifts, Alito voted to overturn. This SCOTUS’ corruption undercuts its own legitimacy by putting its rulings up for sale.

[haleigh 🌙✨ @woahhaleigh]

“If your dogs could understand politics, they’d be a socialist.” -@JimmyJamz17

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

fuck it, here's 2 hours of Shrek farting

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

🌺yikes spring 2023🌺

(thread because I hate how twitter cropped the pics)

[J Mart @JimmyJamz17]

"I have the same enthusiasm about voting for Joe Biden as I do about getting a fucking Pap smear" - @woahhaleigh

[critchy @ChrissyTiber]

the “strong male role model” dogwhistle thing that transphobes are doing is so funny because at least 80% of cisgender dads have absolutely no idea how to communicate with their children

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

[haleigh 🌙✨ @woahhaleigh]

Relatable, Mickey.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

what is the points in posting this other than to imply only white men should vote

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

breaking bad but instead of cooking meth to afford his life saving treatment, he has to be in a mr beast video

[Conservative Self-Owns @ConSelfOwns]

Back to back 😭

[jacksfilms struggles @strugglesfiIms]

(submitted by @kupicx)

[J Mart @JimmyJamz17]

No don’t reject him from art school that’s exactly what he wants

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kanye West’s honorary college degree has been taken away by The School of The Art Institute of Chicago.