James Jones

Inspirational Speaker, Deistic Influencer and Scripture Teacher. “Power to Him, Who speaks through Me.”

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

😂

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

It’s not often you come across a below average IQ Russkie bot (well, below average for a bot). I reckon this is a 17 year old from Moscow with some bad translation software.

Lostintranslation? You betcha.

[Lostintranslation @Sonny496]

@MarinaPurkiss @mrjamesob Badenoch would tear the wooden Starmer apart with her no nonsense attitude. With the mess Labour have made so far it will be as easy as stealing sweets of a kid.

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

Perfection!

[Tim - Just an old tin-can sailor @only1jamest]

Someone posted this photo on Facebook and said that they looked burnt and gross. IDK WTH they are talking about, they look perfect to me.

[Tim - Just an old tin-can sailor @only1jamest]

Someone posted this photo on Facebook and said that they looked burnt and gross. IDK WTH they are talking about, they look perfect to me.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Fascinating - and clearly without any internal moral compass.

Jenrick came in during 2014 as a Cameron moderate, was pro Remain, then pro May’s Brexit deal…

…and now he’s anti-ECHR, race baiting & pro-Trump. He has gone the full Liz Truss.

https://t.co/2Jp6t1DNiF

[𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐠-𝐈𝐧𝐡𝐢𝐧 🇲🇺 @Jcheunginhin]

Behold the men who wouldn’t let me sit in my own reserved seat today so they could do their Important Business. FYI am on my way to Oxford to do unconscious bias training.

[Mustapha Cycle @joedamaggio]

@MikeSouthWestUK @Jcheunginhin SITTING Mike. Not sat.

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

Always heartwarming to see two political giants of the modern era exchanging ideas. More of this, please. @trussliz #TimStanley

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

@GaryLineker There are no words.

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

@LBC The saddest thing I have seen today. Love and thoughts to her family and friends.

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

@KuyVon Simple, slow down seconds, minutes and hours to fit the day. Time is relative.

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

@snb19692 @miffythegamer He looked fine here. What happened?

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

I nearly dropped my coffee when I saw this photo of little Dazzy Grimes during his Gloria Hunniford phase! 😱

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

@miffythegamer Their auto caption system hasn’t done them any favours either…

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

Excellent.

(With grateful thanks to @jonathan_strutt)

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

@Wulf_Helm With so many documents to sign I’m sure you can be forgiven for forgetting this one, Wulfie.

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

@GUNKLE2 “Fuck me, Mills, I think I’m wearing yours…”.

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

I agree. I assume our favourite PM ever Liz ‘the Trusster’ Truss has the equivalent for 43 glorious days on the battlefield?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I for one think it's fantastic that you get so many medals for dropping out of military training after just four months.

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

Dutch artists. Simply the best!

[James Jones @JimmyJones1666]

Is there a parody @GregHands I could follow instead?

[TEE ᗪI᙭IE 🇳🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐟 @TeeDixie]

I’ve had to block @GregHands because his incessant whining about a party that hasn’t been in power for 13 years was fucking me off.