Jimmy Knockers

Gay who has a cat that is trying to do him harm. enjoys the word rimming. Likes wine. dislikes the youth. Star Trek obsessed. Trying to write a panto!

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@EvaRebeca5 Who is this?

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Just remembered that time I embarrassed myself when I worked at a hotel in Blackpool that was hosting a Buffy con by spending 10 mins telling @ClareKramer that Glory was my favourite Buffy character of all time without realising she was Glory. Till this day I cringe. #buffy

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This short story I wrote hasn’t aged well. #covid #predictions #sorry #shortstory #fiction

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@Deb92595966 @Charliecondou @BridgLondon No!

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@NanaVisitor A fleet of awesomeness.

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Other people: I’m sending you hugs.
Me: I’m alright thanks.
Them: you’re so funny.
Me...
#Autism #antisocial

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@GarrettRWang @ericlovescoffee Like when Janeway shouted at Kim for having sex with an alien, yet literally every other member of the crew had sex with an alien. Poor ensign Kim.

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It’s shocking the amount of Star Fleet officers that get abducted from shuttle crafts on the way to conferences. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG

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@AndreaPunksmom @Suzanne53010693 @ashamedofrepubs The funniest thing by far is you stating “it’s a parade account”, time and time again and still people aren’t getting it! 😂😂😂

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So what’s the social protocol when you’ve just been to dinner with a straight couple? Do I send a nice message? Wait 3 days? Let them message me first. God you straights are so much hard work. #straights #gay #social

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@LouiseRawAuthor this is all down to how British people see themselves. Brits are “expats” and everyone else is an “immigrant” there is no actual difference between the two groups beyond a British, imperialist mentality.

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@melb4886 @LouiseRawAuthor You do know there are Spanish POC?

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@SuzanneEvans1 Isn’t “mild panic attack” an oxymoron? I wish I had panic attacks where I could carry on having a hair cut. Unlike the more common ones that leave me feeling like crap for days.

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@BootstrapCook OMG that is the cutest photo in the history of Twitter.

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@awesommelier @thegourmetgays Crying shame.

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@awesommelier @thegourmetgays I’d suggest the adjective of angst is anxious. As in anxious person. However, I suppose it makes you look cooler moaning about an “angst person” than if you were moaning about an “anxious person”. I’d suggest plenty of rest for the exhaustion Twitter is causing you.

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@GeorgeTakei You’re a bloody legend.

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@Marina_Sirtis As someone who’s very, working class I went to the theatre 9 times last year. We need to start looking at the arts as accessible and available to all regardless of class, income etc.

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@ClaesLarsson7 @Bosca61 @Sentinelibertas @PeterTdC @webbswonder @LeonBer66446120 @archer_rs I think this is the point. If in the future the U.K. wants back in, it’ll have to abide by the rules, enter the Euro and give away all its special powers. #capinhand