James

Twitter, where strangers can become friends. NUFC fan who swears a lot when the other team score! F1 fan. Life is short so be happy and cherish each day.

[James @JimmyMagpie]

Thank you king Rafa for everything you’ve done for my beloved football club, you worked miracles with one arm tied behind your back. You can leave with your head held high. I wish you all the best in the future, I hope your next club owners support you unreservedly. #NUFC

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I've just been woken up by the biggest clap of thunder *ever* or the start of Armageddon. Anyway, I'm off back to sleep now.

[James @JimmyMagpie]

Handsome lad. #CatsOfTwitter #BritishShortHair #Ginger

[James @JimmyMagpie]

@JaneJac28862742 Hope you’re well Jane. Just want to say good luck to Derby tomorrow, I’ll be an armchair Derby fan for the day so I’ll be cheering on the rams! Hope to see them in the Premier League next season... it’ll be a nice easy 6 points for the toon! 😜🐏 #TheRams #Derby

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@chocolatewestie Ha! Yeah I’ve got Tom Jones but don’t tell anyone! 🤣🤣

[James @JimmyMagpie]

What’s all this shite mate? You got any Black Sabbath? #CatsOfTwitter #CrateDigging #Records #BritishShortHair #VinylPorn

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Pablo is being a very good boy in the garden today 🐈☀️ #CatsOfTwitter #BritishShortHair #Ginger

[James @JimmyMagpie]

Fantastic 3 points away from home and I reckon that’s us safe for another season thanks to king Rafa who should be manager of the year and given the key to the city. Hail Wor Rafa, hail the King, Wor Rafa walks on water, Toon Army, Rafa’s Army. In Rafa we trust! 🇪🇸 ◾️◽️◾️◽️ #NUFC

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I don’t imagine I look this cute when I’m looking for a bite of pork pie. 🐈 #BritishShortHair #Ginger #NationalPetDay

[James @JimmyMagpie]

@choochieface87 I agree people should be more honest about how they feel. It was just someone I work with so next time I’m just going to say ‘not too bad’ because people still think it means good and it’ll avoid any hassle.

[James @JimmyMagpie]

So because I'm honest and don't say I'm 'good thanks' every time someone asks how I am, I'm called a miserable git and they want to know why I'm not good.

Is this why people just usually lie and say they're good all the time? To avoid the hassle? Or is everyone just cheery 24/7?

[James @JimmyMagpie]

@Fluffysocks1993 You’re right Judith, I’m just going to say ‘not too bad’ from now on because people still think it means good.

[James @JimmyMagpie]

The wind. The sodding wind. That is all. 💨💨

[James @JimmyMagpie]

What a tremendous comeback! I love my football club, all hail king Rafa! ◾️◽️◾️◽️ #NUFC #KingRafa

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YO DJ Pablo, what’s the name of this tune? #BritishShortHair #CatsAndVinyl #VinylPorn

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Mum in the shop is saying to her little son ‘Can you sort your face out please coz it’s proper winding me up’.

Is that what mums talk like nowadays?

[James @JimmyMagpie]

@JaneJac28862742 Thanks Jane, good luck to Derby too, I always keep an eye out for their results. Hope Lampard can get them up! 🐏⚽️

[James @JimmyMagpie]

I hate mornings. That is all. 😫

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@JaneJac28862742 I’m just a grumpy git that’s all 😜 Big game for your mob tomorrow, what’s happened to them lately? Are the wheels about to come off the derby promotion bus? My lot are away to West Ham, will be a tough match but I think we’re just a lot safe so I’m feeling relaxed for a change!

[James @JimmyMagpie]

What a fantastic win and a great performance tonight from the lads. Feeling very confident we’ll be seeing Premier League football at St. James’ Park again next season thanks to our genius manager. We don’t call him king Rafa for nothing! ◾️◽️◾️◽️ #NUFC #KingRafa #ToonArmy