James Hansen

Watch @foulthewebseries : a show about a gay, lanky freak flailing in love. I'm a he-him.

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

Why don’t any of these dogs wanna fuck my lil doggy’s prolapsed dussy? (Dog pussy)

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@luccasvevo @JessieWare $60

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

#AXS tickets for @JessieWare in NYC sold out at 10:03A when they went on sale at 10:00A and now they're up for resale at $200 per ticket? Concerts are canceled. What the fuck is this the new normal?

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@axs Pre-Covid I saw @JessieWare at @BrooklynSteell for $60. I'm not paying a fucking scammer $200 for a ticket. First SZA. Then Taylor Swift. Now Jessie Ware? What the fuck? Why are concerts now just for the elite who can afford to shell out $200+ to a fucking hacker?

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@axs what the fuck is this shit. Just like fucking @Ticketmaster

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Superman Is Doing what

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

Me re: evanescence…?

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

For celebrities Twitter is like Ask Jeeves. Im jel.

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@frumfilmmaker @charli_xcx

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bad Bunny kissed his male dancer during his performance of “Tití Me Preguntó” at the #VMAs.

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

Texas pastor says gay people should be 'shot in the back of the head' in shocking sermon https://t.co/f8Gajaaigc

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@FedExHelp LGAA3108

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@FedEx connect me to someone who can explain why my overnight pickup was canceled

[World of Wonder @WorldOfWonder]

There's truly nothing like hearing an entire crowd of teenagers scream "That's a rash, not a herpes sore!" in unison 🥰

Wishing an extra happy birthday to #DragRace icon and UNHhhh co-star @katya_zamo!

📸: #sanchezzalba

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@lyft there’s an incorrect address on your app

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@AskLyft the address for the car rental place I was supposed to go to was wrong and now I’m waking 20 minutes

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@ChaseSupport help

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@AskLyft hey I got a replacement Chase Sapphire card due to fraud and I lost my complimentary Lyft Pink due to the replacement. How do I get them back? Thanks.

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@GovBallNYC I lost my Gov Ball wristband tonight. How do I get in to the festival tomorrow?

[James Hansen @JimmyMarv]

@frontgatetix I lost my Gov Ball wristband tonight. What do I do to get in tomorrow?