my mom’s son

Stand Up Comedian from Las Vegas.

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

@neelnanda @thecanyonrays Phò Kim Long player

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

@DarioJokic Bro said “your best mate” lol

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

Moneyline Bet #DamianLillard next game #NBATwitter

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

Guys that smoke Camel Crush cigarettes used to walk around the house in their Mom’s high heels

[niko @neeks1k]

hol up.. I got the wagon on the line!

[Saucey Downs @sauceydowns]

@kanyewest you should do a 7 song album this summer with an unknown artist like myself. It’ll add to your legend. Let’s break some records

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

@SebastianComedy My Fffather would put a black bayyyg over my head an take me to an undisclosed locaation.. my Father has informed me I’ll be working for you free of charge

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

‘Shutter Island’ is a comedy if your kush is strong enough

[chadoubre @chadoubre]

my best negotiating comes when im pacing the living room, with the windows open & one candle lit.

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

When the blunt goes out an u outta matches

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

I told my girl her hair looked like a du rag with the flaps down an she wants to break up now

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

British people pronounce literally “litchrully”

[guy @j0hnnygutierrez]

LMMAAAAOOOO https://t.co/AQsCjj4ZYC

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

When dudes wearing fedoras start showing up I’m out.

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

An then I says to him I says “YOU’RE NOT YOURSELF WHEN YOU’RE OFF THE PERC”

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

Kill em with kindness unless they’re asking to be roasted

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

You’re wrong luv. On god.

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

If her IG pics aren’t high resolution, she don’t look like that

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

Kurt Russel been slamming ass for a LONG while

[my mom’s son @JimmyMcMurrin]

Kurt Russel got bitches