Jimmy Eats

To our future children, may they have hot mothers and rich fathers!

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@LIRR what are we paying for if you guys ate always late? You made all these changes to get more money from us but there is no improvement at all.

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Ted should’ve said Green Arrow. #SuitsLA

[Kit @pubitykit]

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.”

— Steve Jobs

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@clubmedofficial Name of this song?

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@DLoesch What was great?

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@_tbrown22 They are making another season. This was a season finally not a series finally.

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@Greywind3 They are making 1 more season

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@UniqloUSA @Jtreyes83 They said the drop will happen at 8:15am. 5th ave Uniqlo is still not open? What’s is going on?

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@UniqloUSA online it says stores will be open at 8:15am. 5th ave Uniqlo is saying they are opening at 10am? What’s up with that?

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@breakfastclubam lmfaooo who played that sound right now. Lmfaoooooo

[Anders Holm @ders808]

If they come in for a fist bump, but you were ready for a handshake, don't switch, just grab the fist and vice versa. Never switch.

[First We Feast @firstwefeast]

The #HotOnesDoughnut is a win for @jimmyrager 🙌🏾

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LMFAOOOOOOO

[GameStop @gamestop]

We will give him $20 in-store credit

[Chef Jay Jones @chef_jayjones]

My TAX RETURN so SMALL the H&R BLOCK lady just pulled the MONEY out HER PURSE☹️😩😩

[Tim Chantarangsu @TimothyDeLaG]

Spittin 🔥🔥🔥 bars on MTV

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@BeauDemayo what’s good with the OST for X-men 97? When’s that release date lol

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@blinkfitness yooo what the fuck is up with yall gym!!!!!! They denied me to take a shower cause they were closing in 15 minutes. I’m fucking sorry but what the actual fuck is that

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@blinkfitness yo what’s really good? I have homeless people at my gym showering. Machines don’t work. No soap in the showers and machines not working.

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@JoeOrgana What exactly is she dragging? What happen last time? What is she talking about

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@kellymarklive you wash your jeans once a year. But to keep them clean through out the year put them in the freezer.