Jimmy Retson

Still a Kool guy

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@aroog1278 Ffs 26

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@TheBitcoinTime Like $6000

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@TheBitcoinTime R100,000 Please.

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One day a guy and a girl were in their bedroom fucking. All of a sudden a bumble bee comes through the bedroom window. The girls legs were wide open and the bee flew right up her pussy. She started screaming, "Oh my god, there's a bee in my pussy, there's a bee in my pussy!"

So the husband brought her to the doctor immediately. The doctor looked at it and thought said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could do whatever he needed to do to get the bee out.

The doctor said, "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I'm gonna pull it out and the bee should hopefully follow my penis right out of your wife's vagina.

The husband nodded and said "Ok cool".

The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor covers his dick with honey, and sticks it into the young lady's vagina.

After a few gentle strokes, the doctor says, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while he's just banging the hell out of her.

The young lady starts quivering and going "ooohhh". She's liking it and the husband starts getting a little worried and the doctor starts grabbing the lady's breasts and the husband goes,

"Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"

The doctor, still concentrating very hard on the woman goes,

"Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

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@FamersDog Seeing Jeremy being so I'll.

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@benonwine Legend

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@Darkdarling00 20

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@honeymoon250 Boerievors

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@Matt_Pinner Elephants,Hippo,Lion,Cheetah,Wild Dogs,Kudu,Giraffe, Chino. Must I go on? Guess Where.

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@ronsterd89 It's actually Datsun again

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@TPNdustries Little Feat were my fav American band Lowel George's voice was sublime saw them at Newcastle when they were in their prime

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@LilSpanky Bobbyjan

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@Real_MyraLux Boerievors

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@nobleisawinner Throw Up

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@ohhanxiety Lions and Hippos

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@lindar5ferf0 Milf

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@OccupyDemocrats Ear looking good though.

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@Axaxia88 It's a bluebottle

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@AbidkingB Braille

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