Dr. Jeremiah Rustles

pronouns Fa/Gt

[Dr. Jeremiah Rustles @JimmyRustlesEsq]

@realboshek OY VEY U WANT A PARKING PASS GOYIM

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

Goalkeepers when Messi shoot

[Aʟʙᴇʀᴛo @AlberrtoRM2]

La cara de Mahrez cuando los compañeros le dicen "qué cojones haces que habíamos pactado el empate con ellos"

Tuvieron que dejarse en el último minuto para quedar 3-3, es de coña lo que está pasando en este Mundial, ya no hay nada que no huela raro. https://t.co/9gTnANdX7I

[るだ🇯🇵🇷🇼 @ruda_c0ys]

このダビンソンのつま先オフサイド、ルカクのチ○ポオフサイドの次に好き

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

The average tick would die of nicotine poisoning if you smoked one cigarette before it bit you. Make sure to take a drag every few minutes on a hike. It’s for your health. You likely only have 6 months of this being effective before nicotine resistant ticks are accidentally released from the national laboratory for preventing ticks from developing nicotine resistance

[Dr. Jeremiah Rustles @JimmyRustlesEsq]

Patriot

[Everybody’s Uncle Dave @dave_conklin]

Security took his first “Fire Stearns” sign, so this guy quickly made a second smaller one, and was rewarded with a police escort out of the stadium to supportive crowd chants of, you guessed it, “Fire Stearns.” #Mets

[Dr. Jeremiah Rustles @JimmyRustlesEsq]

@MLBNow Adam “Out the leads goes” Ottavino?

[Dr. Jeremiah Rustles @JimmyRustlesEsq]

Voting demonrat

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

MIKE JOHNSON: “If we lose the midterms, the Dems will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They will go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, and friends.”

This is actually the best case I’ve heard for voting Democrat.

[Dr. Jeremiah Rustles @JimmyRustlesEsq]

@ESPNNewYork @LuisRobertMuse @RealMichaelKay Thank you Michael

[Dr. Jeremiah Rustles @JimmyRustlesEsq]

@Sam_Neumann_ Totally reasonable question

[Dr. Jeremiah Rustles @JimmyRustlesEsq]

CRY WHITE BOY BOO HOO HOO THEHOLOCAUST BOO HOO

[GBMC 🇬🇧 @GreatBritishMC]

Angry Ginge responds to being called “a Karen” after confronting a racist football fan at the England v Ghana World Cup match 😬

[Mets Iran Fan Club 🇮🇷 @MetsIran]

باشد که الله تو را بعدی از پا درآور David Stearns

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇩🇪🇳🇱🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Bosnia?

[Blood Memory @AnemoiaAmerica]

“I tell no lies about dead men. These men who came with the Long Hair (Custer) were as good men as ever fought. The Long Hair stood like a sheaf of corn with all the ears fallen around him.…He killed a man when he fell. He laughed [as he died]”. -Sitting Bull

[Testigos @testigosdelkitu]

MAMASTE VERGA ECUATORIANA, ALEMÁN CHUCHA DE TU MADRE

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽���🇵🇱🇨🇨🇼🇸🇧🇳🇨🇨🇻🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

WHAT HAPPENED, LITTLE KRAUT????

[Sal Morrongiello @NJSal3625]

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Bin Laden Hitler and David Stearns is shoot David Stearns twice #Mets #LGM

[Dr. Jeremiah Rustles @JimmyRustlesEsq]

@j0ker937 @Judeodeadlift

[Dr. Jeremiah Rustles @JimmyRustlesEsq]

@junkheadmale She is the personification of a mushroom Swiss burger