Jimmy Shubert

Clown-“Plain Clothes Division”, Thesbian, Concert Spoonist, Thaumaturgist , Jail House Lawyer, Plus-Size Model, Trouble Maker. Life Coach! From Philly.

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

We're becoming dumber as a species and I'm tired of it! The dumbest thing you could do, though, is not watch my special #ZeroTolerance on @Vimeo. Don't be an idiot, go watch it!

📺: https://t.co/IBUR3cg92e

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

If you're going to Yelp me, get it right.

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

The only cross-breeding I support.

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

The only 2 photos men should care about.

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

I've got them all memorized.

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

I got stuck behind this clown today...

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

“People like real authentic comedy, and I think that they would prefer that than some watered down, corporate boardroom bulls**t,” stand-up comedian Andrew Schulz said. https://t.co/chdJPA9nlv

[FIRE @TheFIREorg]

"When you eliminate context, you eliminate nuance, you eliminate intent, there’s no comedy. There's no satire. There’s no free speech." - @JewdyGold

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

That's not going to help you whatsoever!

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

Happy Independence Day! 🌭🇺🇲 #4thofjuly

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

@houseofcomedytx Thank You #plano #texas for a great week full of great shows! Thanks to all those who came out!🤘

[houseofcomedytx @houseofcomedytx]

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: https://t.co/a9HOEZnubE #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

[houseofcomedytx @houseofcomedytx]

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: https://t.co/a9HOEZnubE #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

[houseofcomedytx @houseofcomedytx]

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: https://t.co/a9HOEZnubE #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

If you're in Plano, TX come spend your holiday weekend with me @houseofcomedytx I'm here tonight thru Sunday! https://t.co/uxiK8V2g7V
#jimmyshubert #4thofjuly #independenceday

[itsforeigner COMEDY MOJO NARRATIVE VOICE BEAUTYiIi @Itsforeigner]

@JimmyShubert @houseofcomedytx Lucky Plano Texas to have you Jimmy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[houseofcomedytx @houseofcomedytx]

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: https://t.co/a9HOEZnubE #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

[houseofcomedytx @houseofcomedytx]

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: https://t.co/a9HOEZnubE #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

Maybe all the flight cancelations and delays are because even the pilots don't want to fly!

[houseofcomedytx @houseofcomedytx]

🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: https://t.co/a9HOEZnubE #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx

[Jimmy Shubert @JimmyShubert]

Plano! Spend 4th of July weekend with me June 30th-July 3rd @houseofcomedytx Link for tickets: https://t.co/uxiK8V2g7V #jimmyshubert #planotx #houseofcomedy #4thofjuly