James Bailey

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@GOP_is_Gutless Embarrassed to be gay after seeing this. On behalf of the more sane faction of my people, I sincerely apologize.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Those who knew must go to prison for a long time

[𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt @WHLeavitt]

Today the EU Parliament voted 418-218 for the EU’s strictest migration law ever.

After years of open-border madness, Europe is finally waking up and following Trump’s lead.

Americans demanded mass deportations in 2016 — Europeans took 10 years.

Is it too late?

A. Yes
B. No

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@FELibrary_ explain how the sun sets at dramatically different times along the same longitude if the earth is flat.

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

is she legally blind?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Pretty much 😂
https://t.co/3BqNQfbQ5w

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

It’s awesome.

[Joshua Hall @JoshHall2024]

🚨BREAKING:🚨SASHA OBAMA, DAUGHTER OF FORMER PRESIDENT, SEEN WEARING MAGA HAT - The daughter of DISGRACED former President Barack Obama was reportedly seen in a Washington DC restaurant this morning wearing a red "Make America Great Again" baseball cap. When asked by a passer-by about the pro-Trump attire, Sasha Obama allegedly replied with a strong DENOUNCEMENT of her father's presidency and stated that she is "a registered Republican who proudly voted for and stands with President Trump". "My father nearly destroyed this country and President Trump is still trying to clean up his mess", the next generation Obama told the curious gentleman who questioned her about her hat. When asked if she believed she was betraying her dad, she is said to have replied, "As I've gotten older, I've realized that I am my own woman and can make up my own mind. Trump was right about everything". She then walked out of the restaurant donning her MAGA cap with a big smile on her face. Do YOU agree with Sasha Obama that her father was A DISASTROUS PRESIDENT and that President Trump is SAVING AMERICA from his UNPRECEDENTED DESTRUCTION of our country?

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@GigglingGanon My trauma triggers are people with trauma triggers.

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@EverydaySpy sorry, you lost that debate.

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@BrittanyinTexas Says more about Harvard, doesn’t it?

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@dmp267 @glenn_tunes @BDNTWLGIO You’re mentally retarded and have zero memory of how the media, big tech and global organizations all fought against him. People like you have pushed us away from the democrat party.

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@REAL_BIG_STEF @BarackObama @NYCMayor BIG STOOGE: Killed 2.5m brown-skinned people, bailed out bankers on our dime in 2008 crisis, did absolutely nothing for black people, institutionalized election cheating, politicized FBI CIA IRS and judiciary. Made this dem leave the party forever.

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@gecffmn Let this bitch get some exercise.

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@pinitreply

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@lauren_w67 You're wrong, it's THE best cold open.

[James Bailey @JimmyTheScuffer]

@xray_media @krassenstein Have you considered that he's lying?