Jimmy Wizard

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

https://t.co/8ArxfSWXl0 @th3deej

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

This is the best #WorldCup of my lifetime and consequently I endorse all of #Putin and countrymen’s military actions #SWEENG

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

Stick Vardy in net #ENGCOL

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

Jose Pokémon could not pull off a waistcoat #ENGCOL

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Banks, Charlton, Moore, Maguire.... catch yourself on pal

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

#ENGPAN England are absolutely dreadful the Panama left back has only got one leg for God’s sake

[Chris Morris Bits @Morris_Bits]

The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding, in this case, is a football. Boof! Eat my goal! The goalie has got football pie all over his shirt. #ENGPAN

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

#ENGPAN #Fifa can I suggest a 54 team World Cup in 2032? This is fun

[GRM Daily @GRMDAILY]

John Stones now has more World Cup goals than Wayne Rooney. #ENGPAN

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#ENGPAN sterling is the best player in the pitch, so underrated

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BBC sport target audience clearly teenage girls #bbc #sport?

[Worcester City FC @WorcesterCityFc]

Attendance tonight is : 231

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

-I'm going to struggle to fit it all in
-That's what she said

*Failed attempt to high-five her mother*

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@bungle_juice I blame @Th3deej for watching Harry Potter in the first place

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

Got a bit emotional saying bye to people over the last 24 hours. Lots I'm going to miss. But then I went to Meadowhall.

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

I'm sorry to be leaving before I understand what an airing cupboard is for

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

@bungle_juice @JoeJKeating just to see the hippopotamousse

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@bungle_juice @JoeJKeating No booze today we're off to Twycross Yazoo

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

Not sure I'm making the most of my week off but I have just had an apricot and peach yoghurt

[Jimmy Wizard @JimmyTheWizard]

@jenlovesw9 Are you going to be the next Bond?