Jimmy Barrett

America's funnyman and the face of Utz Quality Snack Foods.

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@SCMouse Yeah, they're the reason I can't more than 5 minutes in the worst lounge in Vegas. The schmucks.

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.@lanepryce did much to keep SCDP's accounts from receeding. If only he could have done the same for @PeteCampbell_NY 's hairline. #LaneRIP

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If @lanepryce really wanted to commit suicide, he could have jumped off Draper's wallet. #RIPLane #madmen #utz

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@NYTjamescobb @bzrong @TrudyCampbellNY That was the plan, but they couldn't find a cemetery downhill from a church. #riplane

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They were going to have @lanepryce's funeral earlier in the week, but the SCDP creative team couldn't agree on copy for the eulogy. #riplane

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In Death, as in life, @lanepryce is a bit of a stiff. #riplane

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Hey @explainerguy. I'll do the jokes around here. http://t.co/wveY9SKp

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.@HenryFrancisNY Sorry, pal. If I need someone to screw me over while simultaneously taking my money, I'll turn to @bobbie_barrett.

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*ahem* RT @FrankAdman: Rickles, Skelton, Ceasar - now there are some Mad Men. #3rdmartini

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Had a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up @bobbie_barrett was trying to smother me with a pillow.

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@LaurieH118 I know Jerry very well. A dear friend. However, the only thing he does on Labor Day is cheat at golf when no one's looking.

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Just finished 2 nights at the Warwick Musical Theatre in RI. The state's so small, my closet was in CT and the bathroom was in MA.

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Bob Hope is in town. I sent a stripper up to his hotel room with a telegram that said "Thanks For The Mammaries."

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All-around good guy, @FrankAdman, has transcribed my infamous @_radiocity appearance from a couple of weeks ago. http://bit.ly/UtZuTz

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Any drycleaners out there? I had drinks with Phil Silvers tonight & now I need to get the stink of failure off of my dinner jacket.

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@Voodooville Doll, if you want to move more canvas, paint my mug on 'em and watch them fly.

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"The plot for 'The Birds' is a bit hard to swallow." "It's a gull-ty pleasure." Puns? @bobbie_barrett, how much am I paying these writers?

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With my writers, going over jokes for tonight's show. "Have you seen the new Hitchcock flick? It's for The Birds." I'm firing all of them.

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Looks like the show is about to start. Good thing I snuck a bottle from the bar. http://bit.ly/1i0xS #mmrc

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@madmenparty The shapely ones between 18 and 23 can come in. #mmrc