Jimmy Burton

UVM ‘22

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

To any employers reading my twitter; I was hacked

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@DrewBanned @WildTurkey @Jamal31Lewis What

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@DrewBanned @WildTurkey @Jamal31Lewis 2005!? Did you ride your dinosaur to school too? Jersey does go hard though

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

Apparently living like Larry means being an indiscriminate hater of greatness…. Happy birthday king @KingJames

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@Bloomas02 Nobody does that

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

BREAKING: Prime Minister of Egypt said “we will commit genocide” and that is epic 😎😎😎

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

🚨 Breaking – Prime Minister of Egypt 🇪🇬 just said that Egypt is “ready to sacrifice millions of lives” to prevent even a single Palestinian refugee to enter.

Why so much hatred for Palestinians? Maybe because Egypt knows them too well...

[Lincolnia @trouble149]

@Jimmy_Burton_ @penrinn @MDSP You have a problem! One that you don't seem to have to the fortitude to deal with directly so you use your keyboard balls to just blame them all. People like you are so amusing.

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@trouble149 @AbnMike297 @MDSP You can say bitch. I wont tell on you

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@trouble149 @penrinn @MDSP Keyboard balls

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@trouble149 @AbnMike297 @MDSP I have literally never been pulled over for speeding. That would require cops to do their job.

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@trouble149 @penrinn @MDSP Im sorry I have object permanence.

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@TheWatc15311855 @MDSP Post face

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@HunterZz71 @MDSP This bangs at the fire pit

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@funsociety6 @racingolivia @MDSP So don’t whine about being hit by bad drivers, when you’re bad at driving

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@ChrisD81324479 @MDSP You’re right! Cops should follow the law 😃

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@trouble149 @VLikeJ4Ever @MDSP 40% of cops beat their wives

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@trouble149 @VLikeJ4Ever @MDSP Please don’t put real heroes that run into burning buildings on the same level as high school dropouts who get hard thinking about pulling over and harrassing a single mother over a turn signal violation

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@Fernanman4 Shut your big ol damn ass mouth boy

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[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@MDSP I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been tailgated by police doing 15+ over

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@penrinn @FreedomForMD @gregorylh411 @MDSP In Harry Potter Ron and Hermione don’t matter

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@gregorylh411 @FreedomForMD @MDSP 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@penrinn @MDSP I think maybe you should learn to drive a car before whining about how other people drive their cars

[Jimmy Burton @Jimmy_Burton_]

@AbnMike297 @MDSP Did i say i was in the passing lane