James Murphy

American made 🇺🇸. Geoff is forever 🦎. NDSU '15. Just here to have some beer and some fun 🤘🤘 Translator of Mein Kampf. Fluent in Gibberish

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

Fuck bitches get depression

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

@GetFlexSeal @philswiftontv Can you seal a can of Flex Seal by putting Flex Seal on it?

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

@Hooters Absolutely I do 😍

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

@kaileeamos10 It's not that bad... I could show you what it's like

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

Welp... Back to the ol' shitter again...

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

@kaileeamos10 C'mon now... We ain't ALL bad...

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

I still have nightmares about my fucking english teacher in highschool. I fucking hated her.

[92.5 FM 1340 AM Muncie @WMUNMuncie]

Ok folks, it’s rivalry week for @YHSAthletics & @eagles_sports football. Who wins the latest chapter in this series? @YorktownSupt @YorktownPigskin @sebpsu4 @YorktownHighSch @ytownstrength @BoostersDelta @SuptMann @PrinDHS @DeltaHSCheer @BusDelta

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

Fuck

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@BigHector82 @DairyQueen @NDSU 340 is still pretty hefty...

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

Never going to @DairyQueen again... Went and got two burgers for me and my girl... And had to pay almost 40 dollars... WHO THE FUCK PAYS $40 FOR 2 FUCKIN BURGERS?!?!?! The lady at the drive thru was pretty shitty with me too!

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

@BigHector82 You got an answer?

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How does toothpaste come out of the tube with the stripes? Isn't it all crammed together in the tube?

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@BigHector82 Damn... I was hoping it'd take you too

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

@DirtDevil your hardwood floor sweepers are fuckin horrible. My dead aunt cleans better than you, and she was cremated!

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

@okaishawty Nope, he was probably the best chance you had. Way to go champ, you lost it

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

@BigHector82 @BraxEdwards73 @marz2moon @sailorvxn @xoxo_yanitsa My ex knows what it's like... I told that bitch hasta luego and she got deported

[James Murphy @Jimmy_D_Murph]

@PinkmanAnthony Trust me bruv, no you don't