JimmyGuitarist

Jimmy.

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@rickygervais Luckily, my black Labrador (Dougie) isn’t scared by them. He just looks gormlessly out the window wondering what the fuck’s going on. My little Jack Russell (Susie) is terrified, she immediately has to sit next to me and hide her face under my arm. Soppy thing

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@ForAntilly @rickygervais Just found an old picture of her on this old iPad. She was too kind for her own good, if there’s such a thing.

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@ForAntilly @rickygervais When our old Labrador had to be put down because she was poisoned by some cunts who left out rat poisoning, I couldn’t watch. She had no energy to even stand but she still wagged her tail when we walked in the room. None of us will get over that.

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@whitebrahmin Preferably I’d have loads of beer but that’s impossible to hide. I can more easily hide 1 litre of vodka & throw it in a nearby bin. - Saying that, I have about 10 empty bottles to throw away. I need to buy a few more litres in case I get into a hell-like withdrawal state.

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@ForAntilly My best advice is to to ignore all the bastards (is the C word still allowed on here?, I find ‘cunt’s’ getting blocked more often on here. If letters offend you, fuck off. (I don’t mean you 🤣)

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@IntrovertProbss See that’s where we’re all different. I’m very introverted but I hate planning ahead because that’s like a constant headache thinking “I’ve got to be extroverted for that particular event.”
I’m an introvert and don’t care who knows or sees it. I’m a go with the flow introvert.

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@JosephSFlynn @bavedikian I can’t get into new things like others seem to be able to. I know who I am and it’s not a good way to be but I’m not gonna change at this point. - I’m a staunch atheist as well, I don’t care if someone wants to believe one of the thousands of religion though, that’s up to them.

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@karunpal Apart from my dogs, I have no friends. I use alcohol to self-medicate my way through life. I find most people annoying and I just see through their bullshit/fakeness. I wouldn’t say I’m intelligent but I’m just too pessimistic. I’m not saying I’m the one in ‘in the right’ though.

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@karunpal You ain’t gonna find many people like that these days. I never alter myself to ‘fit in’, I just turn up as I am. People will say to me “you have to make a bit of an effort?”, and I think “no I don’t, if they don’t like me, I won’t like them back.” It’s simple.

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@JosephSFlynn @bavedikian I’ve done it all. I’ve been in & out of hospital because of withdrawals & have little sober phases. And I’m on antidepressants & diazepam. I only do it for family’s sake though. - But it’s the mundanity of life & awful news which just makes me go “stuff this, I’m having a drink.”

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@ForAntilly When Tom Basden’s character repeats “I hope that was his cock… You stupid cunt”, that bit had me laughing like Ricky. 🤣

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@ForAntilly As Mr. Karl Dilkington would (probably) say, life’s hard. I’m still alive so I just have to try powering through. I’m sick of it but I have to walk my dog this morning.

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@ForAntilly David Bradley‘s good in everything he’s done. That glance he does in this scene when he briefly remembers is so good. It reminded me of my Grandad when his Alzheimer's got bad. I still have dreams when he’s back to normal, telling me his stories of his life during world war times

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@oelma__ I thought of one but it seems to be a dying job; Grave digging. - My uncle told me it was his first job before he become a carpet layer. - I just thought that’d be fuckin ideal.

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@ForAntilly I try to be more like this but every morning at 7am, I have a crow near my window that doesn’t stop its ‘caw’ screaming sound; If I had a shotgun… I’m obviously joking but he doesn’t help with my hangovers. Even the dogs stand up on alert as if “what the fuck is that noise?”

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@GeoffNorcott They get on my nerves. I don’t care if someone’s quit something but talking about it becomes their new addiction. Celebrities will come out with books about their addiction and make a load of dough out of it. Anyway, fuck all that. I’m on Guinness tonight.

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@ForAntilly Bukowski’s one of my favourites. Admittedly I’ve never been a poet connoisseur. But I relate to a lot of his quotes. “I don't know about other people, but when I wake up in the morning and put my shoes on, I think, Jesus Christ, now what?”

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@ForAntilly Yeah, David & Joe also do the best current podcast @chatabix1. - I can’t be doing with all these serious podcasts of ‘self motivation’ bollocks, politics or finance. I want to hear David Earl talk about a random day trip to somewhere in Devon.

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@Ivybest666 There’s still lots of people with actual skill out there. They just don’t spend all their time on twitter or instagram (or wherever the fuck else) showing off their tits n arses or six-packs or biceps. Or gym workouts no one gives a fuck about. - Yeah, I woke up in a mood today.