Jim

I’m a riot

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

Life’s like COD zombies and you always gotta remember, at the end of every dog round, there’s always a max ammo

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

If it bleeds, we can kill it

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

Era Vulgaris

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

So you put a shrimp next to a turkey on the pan, and put them in the oven right…

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

They are actively taking everything from us including the blueberries in my muffin

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

No good reason Fox should be starting over Harper moving forward

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

Thank you wemby

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

New backrooms movie is good

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

Hate when people sow seeds that ought not to be sought

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

“I’ve been hosting karaoke for 7 years and that’s the best I’ve heard it” some dude after I sang man in the box

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

Chet holmgren and awkwafina would be perfect together

[𝙍𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙮 ☘️ @CelticsRiley]

Well, on to Game 6 ☘️

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

@Csgallagher02 Should’ve slapped them

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

Canes count your days

[Neet @neet_sol]

You can see the light leave people’s eyes a year into a 9-5

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

$20,000 guitar hero dollars well spent

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

For the first time this week someone said “if you catch my drift” and I was a complete butter fingers

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

So glad the dying battery on the car I just purchased isn’t covered under the safety warranty

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

Ladies love a man who can solder

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

Tell Elijah Craig said what up

[Jim @Jimmy_Mahoney11]

No one can wipe this smile from my face today I am unconquerable