Jimmy Pete

Your favorite Dentist w an affinity for Music, Sports, & Satire.

I just wanna make you smile.

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

I grind now so that my future daughter won't have to sell waist bands n protein shakes on instagram. Real talk #UpwardAndOnward kids

[Underdog @Underdog]

WHAT did Alexi Lalas say on national TV? 😭

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

There are full blown commercials in the middle of the #WorldCup and I can't stand it.
A hydration break with small box ads is understandable but leaving the game and returning while the ball is in play is inexcusable! #Fifa

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

@dannyshack122 @habibi_jim That's my RB 😭❤️

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

WHY ARE WE DEBATING GOLF HANDICAPS??????
DEAR F'N LORD you TWO!

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

Olha: "I hate these scalpels in the city."
Me: "SCAFFOLDS!?"

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

"Why aren't more people in cages?" - Olha

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

"This has to be rock bottom for the Eagles season"

The Eagles:

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

Hey, @NewYorkRedBulls, if you could come pick up your child, that’d be great.

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

Go Knights #Chop

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

Overheard tourist in Montreal: "It's just not worth it. Every ten minutes you wait on line, the restaurant has to be that much better."

Amen, sister

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

LIONEL MESSI CAN NOT BE STOPPED 🤯

Messi's first shot of the game is the difference in the #LeaguesCup final as Inter Miami takes a 1-0 lead over Nashville SC.

It's the 37th goal in a final for Messi.

🎥 @MLS

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

Just got X'ed
What do we call these now, tweets? Xs? 🤷

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

@BleacherReport 🤣

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

@DailyLoud Another Bear let down by Smokin Jay Cut

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

@TaylorTwellman @LaLiga This happens in Serie A as well. And other leagues, sadly

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

Filth

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

First NHL goal ✅
Overtime winner ✅
Secures the franchise record for wins/points ✅

THAT'S OUR BOY. THAT'S OUR STAR.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@UmarBzv Modern dentistry is underappreciated

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Rutgers looking at the NCAA Tournament.

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

Ta&ban in Afghan & schools in Iran, treating women like dogshit in 2023 smh. Unbelievable man

[Jimmy Pete @Jimmy_Pete]

@PHLEaglesNation The NFL usually changes rules in favor of the offense. This makes no sense