Jimmy The Robot

- who are you and how'd you get in here? - I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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@mintychuuu Chillin and grillin

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Hi guys! What’s going on?

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@Deuce4931 Yellow

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@DarthSpiderMike Umm, I guess football and live shows.

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Are you calling me a lawyer?

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Can’t wait to buy an Apple Car!! Then every time I update it, it will go half as fast and the battery won’t last more than an hour.

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@EdMoeJay lol

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About to take the car seats out of the car, what treasures will we find?

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Stop it!! lol I almost spit out my pecan! - heard at the dinner table tonight.

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Snailed It!!

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Tex Colorado, the Arizona assassin.

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Um, Homer Simpson is a brilliant man with lots of well thought out, practical ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.

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A shovel is ground breaking technology.

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Possible new record title: Turbo Beige!!

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It’s 12:00. Peace and love. #ringo

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Is there a discount rack at the 99 cent store?

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A know-it-all is a person knows everything except how annoying he is. #DemetriMartin #InspirationalQuotes

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Who gives you the authority to put me in charge? - Madagascar 2

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Anyone ever notice that the theme song to #Futurama is #SmellsLikeTeenSpirit ? @Nirvana

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When I answer the phone and I hear “don’t hang up!” I can’t hang up fast enough.