De Auditor

Question everything 🕵. Igbo. Black n Proud ⚫. Atheist. Auditor. Man utd 🛑😈.

[De Auditor @Jimmyface5]

@trigottista Things we love to see 😂

[kaeto @kaaetoo]

Banter aside this is getting out of hand. You can dislike the guy but it doesn’t make sense to start lying about his stats.

Messi also led in most penalties missed

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Do not allow Messi fans Gaslight you using"most trophies and individual honors" as a Metric for the GOAT debate 😂

Up until 2025, Dani Alves had the highest number of trophies won, nobody referred to him as the undisputed GOAT of football.

Before Messi and Ronaldo, Michel Platini was the untouchable king with his consecutive Ballon d'Ors. No one referred to him as the GOAT of football because he had most ballon D’or.

It is pure, unadulterated recency bias.

The second Messi statistically catches up, the goalposts magically shift.

The same way they invented Knock out Goals that wasn’t a metric in 2010 World Cup when he had zero knock out goal, the same way International trophy doesn’t matter to be the GoAT but immediately he has one, it suddenly matters.

Let’s never forget how they started using Goal and Assist as a metric since Ronaldo started having more Goals.

No allow them Gaslight you.

Viva Ronaldo.
Siuuuuuu.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇪🇸 After the final whistle, Unai Simón was spotted introducing himself to the Argentina squad.

It was the first time they'd seen him in 120 minutes.

[De Auditor @Jimmyface5]

@hashhtagfarmer @McGregorhio2001 @mrbayoa1 What a definition, arsenal fans lol

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Infantino has finally decided to put the ring on Messi’s finger after years of dating

[De Auditor @Jimmyface5]

@fadedmxxsty @gyaigyimii Ball wey no enter stats? You dumb oo guy.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

When it comes to Messi vs. Ronaldo conversations, you don’t need to make logical arguments. Just stick to banter or tweet your opinion and move on, because the moment you try to have a logical conversation using facts, figures, and context, most Messi fans will eventually resort to insulting you.

You might prefer Messi because he has more league titles than Ronaldo. I prefer Ronaldo because he has won league titles in England, Spain, Italy, and Saudi Arabia.

You might prefer Messi because he has won the most Golden Boots in history. I prefer Ronaldo because he is the highest goalscorer in football history. He has also scored at least 100 goals for every club he has played for.

You might prefer Messi because he won the World Cup. I prefer Ronaldo because he won five Champions League titles with two different clubs. You need seven games to win a World Cup; you need 13 to win the Champions League. He also won it three times in a row.

You prefer the player with eight Ballon d’Or awards an award voted for by around 100 journalists worldwide. I prefer the player who won five Ballon d’Ors despite not being the media favourite.

You see? It’s all about context. It’s based on preference. You prefer a playmaker; I prefer a goalscorer who decides games.

A lot of Messi fans will insult you simply because Ronaldo is your GOAT. To save yourself the endless back and forth, either stick to bantering with them or tweet your opinion and move on. They’re not ready to see the debate from the angle some of us see it, and that’s fine.

Viva Ronaldo. 🐐

[chi... @nnamanichi93717]

It's masquerade not magician, this is how you guys stole our history, culture, demonized some and made some your own.

You can't just stop destroying what you don't understand..

[De Auditor @Jimmyface5]

@I27181Isaiah @gyaigyimii We see as Messi carry seria A for spain na, you don leave ur brain offline again?

[ActuCR7 @ActuCR7_]

Le palmarès tout simplement MONSTRUEUX de Cristiano Ronaldo 🤯:

🏅 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗨𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗦

🔮 x6 Globe Soccer Awards
🌕 x5 Ballons d’Or
👟 x4 Souliers d’Or
🪙 x4 Meilleurs joueurs UEFA
⚽️ x3 The Best FIFA
🇪🇺 x7 Meilleur buteur de la Ligue des champions
🏅 Lauréat du Prix Puskás 2009
🏅 Lauréat du Golden Foot
🏅 Onze d’Or
🏅 Joueur portugais du siècle
🏅 Meilleur buteur de l’histoire de la Ligue des champions honoré par l’UEFA
🏅 Meilleur joueur du 21e siècle

🏆 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗘́𝗘𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗨𝗫

🇵🇹 Euro 2016
🇵🇹 x2 Ligue des Nations

🏆 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗘́𝗘𝗦 𝗘𝗡 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕𝗦

🇪🇺 x5 Ligue des Champions
🌍x4 Coupe du Monde des Clubs
🇪🇺 x3 Supercoupes UEFA
🇪🇸 x2 Liga
🇪🇸 x2 Coupe du Roi
🇪🇸 x2 Supercoupe d’Espagne
🇮🇹 x2 Serie A
🇮🇹 x2 Supercoupe d’Italie
🇮🇹 x1 Coupe d’Italie
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x3 Premier League
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x2 League Cup
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x2 Community Shield
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x1 FA Cup
🇵🇹 x1 Supercoupe du Portugal
🇸🇦 x1 Coupe Arabe des Champions
🇸🇦 x1 Champion d’Arabie Saoudite

📊 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗦

🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire du football
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire en sélection nationale
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire de la Ligue des Champions
🥇 Premier joueur à marquer lors de six Coupes du monde
🥇 Meilleur buteur portugais de l’histoire en Coupe du monde
🥇 Premier joueur à inscrire au moins 800, 850, 900 et 950 buts officiels
🥇 Meilleur passeur de l’Histoire de la Ligue des Champions
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire du Real Madrid
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire de l’Euro
🥇 Meilleur passeur de l’Histoire de l’Euro
🥇 Seul joueur à avoir marqué lors de cinq éditions différentes de l’Euro
🥇 Meilleur buteur de la Ligue des Nations
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire des qualifications Euro
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire des qualifications Coupe du Monde
🥇 Record de buts en une saison de Ligue des Champions (17)
🥇 Plus grand nombre de triplés (hat-tricks) en carrière (60+)
🥇 Joueur ayant marqué dans plus de 20 saisons consécutives au niveau professionnel
🥇 Joueur ayant marqué contre le plus grand nombre d’équipes différentes
🥇 Meilleur buteur sur penaltys en compétition officielle
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’histoire des phases à élimination directe de Ligue des champions
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’histoire des finales de Ligue des champions
🥇 Meilleur buteur sur coups francs en Ligue des Champions
🥇 Joueur avec le plus grand nombre de sélections internationales de l’histoire
🥇 Joueur ayant disputé le plus de matchs à l’Euro
🥇 Joueur ayant le plus de participations à l’Euro (5 éditions)
🥇 Joueur ayant le plus de participations à la Coupe du Monde (5 éditions)
🥇 Seul joueur à avoir marqué 100+ buts dans 3 des 5 grands championnats européens
🥇 Seul joueur à avoir remporté le Ballon d’Or dans deux grands championnats différents (Premier League & Liga)
🥇 Seul capitaine à avoir soulevé les trois trophées majeurs de l’histoire du Portugal
🥇 Joueur le plus souvent nommé dans le Top 30 du Ballon d’Or (18 nominations)

𝗟𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗨𝗥 𝗗𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗟𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗦. 🙌🐐

[REAL MIL GRAU @realmilgrauu]

O cara fez o melhor vídeo da história e foi dormir

[Taonaj @Taonaj23]

Damn...... This is the greatest video ever! 🇵🇹❤🐐

[🫵🏼 @rmcf_leo]

Underdog gimmick when u have referees on ur side is crazy

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

They will Tell you that Africa, Haiti, and all these dark nations are shithole countries but they will never tell you that they killed anyone who tried to fix it.

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

ENUGU!!! ENUGU!!! ENUGU!!!

This was how Master Chimdiebube Onwubiko was received in Enugu State, at the airport.

He won a Gold medal at the International STEM Olympiad Grand Finale in Rome, Italy.

You gave your son a hero’s welcome.

THANK YOU! 🙏

[De Auditor @Jimmyface5]

@Hockins254 @Shadaya_Knight E no wan better for our captain

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

How many Igbo names can you see here?

I promise you all, we will dominate you and the world.

You see that Igbo domination your parents cried about, we are here to make your fears REAL

[De Auditor @Jimmyface5]

@trigottista Igbo Excellence!