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how bout it

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

After how many beers is it unethical to drive my coworker home from happy hour

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Came across the mythical “whole jar of pickled jalapeños” slice yesterday

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

My cum runneth over

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Calling the doctors office before my prostate exam and asking who has the biggest fingers

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

no consent till we’re equal, damn right that’s important 👊

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

I want a neighborhood dive bar that charges a $120/year membership and pours $3 beers

[odb @durnut1]

I’ve been such a depressed fаggot for months

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Imagine the beer app but it’s a big penis and u shake it to make it fucking cum big fucking ropes in your mouth lol that’s funny

[mike “sticky” kipley @thestickk1]

how it feels to run an unsuccessful burner

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Nvm pick yo pants up faggot

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

I’m lowkey a genuine fucking loser #thatsbaseballsusan

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Most likes + views I’ve ever seen on my pervert tweet #foundmyniche #goons

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Hyping up my 2 inches before sex

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Driving along the beach road lookin at woman butt #pervert

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Didn’t scroll during my morning poop

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Times I wish I was a foid:

1. Waiting for a beer at a bar
2. When my boy is on a dry streak #teamplayer

[libz @scarydinosaur2]

#nah

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Kinda how it feels to eat yogurt idk

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Pissin

[jimmy beanbags @Jimmyloafer]

Wish I could pull off a hat. Cannot. Think it’s a BMI thing #fatgot