James Bowers

Born & bred in Newcastle upon Tyne. Dryrobe wanker & proud.

[James Bowers @Jimmyontour]

@mrspoindexter Hi, I'm Jim

[James Bowers @Jimmyontour]

@Power_midget Meet in a hotel room...somewhere to suit the budget...fuck each other like angry animals. Then shower, dress and go for a few drinks, maybe dinner if the conversation dictates. Then either walk away or fuck again.

[James Bowers @Jimmyontour]

@leahray Hey

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@waifurooshi99 Yes

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@JadeAvni ❤️

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@nxtdoorcosplay ❤️

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@emlouiseexx Yes

[James Bowers @Jimmyontour]

@Power_midget @ohnodem Amazing.

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@jessika7003 Hi

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@GreggsOfficial I go from mega Geordie to positively posh at the Sandy Lane drive-thru. Get the same service.

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@elonmusk Kick the back door open...walk in like you own it. And hip thrust as you walk...THRUST IT BABY.

[James Bowers @Jimmyontour]

@elonmusk Sliced bread...can't stand it when everyone refers to it as the best invention. Have you not seen a @Tesla park itself...!!!

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@samfendermusic @TheWarOnDrugs @cmatbaby Purely belta @michelle

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@elonmusk Will there be a car transporter option...? It'll need to have a battery capable of atleast a 12hour day...as the truck runs all day, driving, loading, tipping. Happy to trial it.

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@iamnot_elon A...bso...bloody...lutely. 💯 %

[James Bowers @Jimmyontour]

@ComputerrBooks Same principles apply when extracting a wall plug. Half the screw out and use pliers to lever out.

[James Bowers @Jimmyontour]

@GreggsOfficial "if there's not a Greggs on the way, you've gone the wrong way!!!"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Compared to diesel, Tesla Semi trucks have a lot more acceleration, uphill power and computer-controlled safety features like jackknifing protection, so both more fun and safer to drive

[James Bowers @Jimmyontour]

@elonmusk Please bring them to the UK. My car Transporter can't even make it up a slight incline without dying down to around 14mph. I'm happy to trial one for you.