Jimmy Edwards

embrace the chaos, avoid the normal.

[LBSU Dirtbags @LBDirtbags]

T5: 0 runs, 2 hits, 2 LOB for the Dirtbags. Long Beach State leads UCSD 2-0. #LongBeachBuilt

[Jimmy Edwards @JimmyshrEdwards]

I would liove to cancel my subscription to 2021. Please and thank you.

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Butt cheeks after eating Taco Bell are more resilient than police at the capitol

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It still baffles me how many people haven't heard of "Google" I don't care how old you are. #underarock #hobbit #workproblems.

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Just worked 7a-4p then 8p-2a today, and 7a-4p then 6a-10:30p tomorrow. This might be my last days. #zombielife

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Why are there so many gingers out right now. St Pattys is over. Go back your caves.

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@Snapchat how's there no Stone Cold beer smashing filter? Something to shoot for next year. #andthatsthebottomline #316

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So this was a thing

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It's international women's day and national pancake day. Interesting.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Whenever a new Chick-fil-A restaurant opens, the first 100 customers receive “a year’s worth”* of Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich meals.

[Jimmy Edwards @JimmyshrEdwards]

That look you have when you're dead ass fuck.

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Cracked my screen right now = bullshit #crackedscreen

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"Can we tip in beers weed and magic?"

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Who cares if your kid wants a special blue mouth guard to match his jersey. Tell him to keep his mouth shut. #work

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My head feels like "rkshdjarkeohlifjlsusfb"

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Deez nuts

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Why the hell to the ninja turtles have 2 toes an 3 fingers. #teeanagemutantninjaturtles #odddigits

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😍 #truelove #pizza #foodporn https://t.co/o6atMQvyrM

[Jimmy Edwards @JimmyshrEdwards]

In a job interview I was asked of my favorite movie. Varsity Blues. Thanks @JamesVanDerBeer #gotthjob #moxthefox #varsityblues