Mr. Bob

Mr. Bob's puppet for storytime, who lives in a black 1987 camcorder bag. Currently semi-retired at a community college refrence desk.

[Mr. Bob @JimmytheLizard]

Just got out of the shower and my bangs look marvelous Like stalks of flowing grain now I want to make an ergot poisoning joke cause I'm odd

[Mr. Bob @JimmytheLizard]

Last one, I promise.

The police wanted to show the public the weapon stash we confiscated from the rampaging nun on Davis Street.

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Inside you are two bookshelves one is filled with Louis L’Amour and the other is Zane Grey. They argue and kiss all the time.

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I learned this is a skinning knife…yikes. I misread it as “sinning” on the tag and the real answer is creepier I think.

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Looking for the perfect gaming chair.

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Off to a nautically themed Narnia! -drowns-

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This is a cribbage board with a decorative snake skin…let that sink in…-shudders-

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You were warned!
You know that they would maul you to death as you petted them. Tough looking crowd.

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These two look like they should be best friends.

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This for some reason triggered an “uncanny valley” response in my brain. A Potemkin kitchen perhaps. All smoke and mirrors. It looked too right for the inside of an antique mall, hence it was wrong. Sorry I’m weird.

[Mr. Bob @JimmytheLizard]

These bears are judging my tie selection. You just know they are trash talking my knot too.
Bear 1: “Ooh look at his Windsor, so pedantic and sloppy.”
Bear 2: let just eat his face Stephen.
Bear 3: yes let’s Chumley.

[Mr. Bob @JimmytheLizard]

Do you think these feeble barriers will stop us? Soon we will come for you and your offspring…soon.

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Manager- So you’ve draw animals for kids before right?
Artist who is stoned- Yes yes dozens of times.

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Obligatory cock joke.

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Look at this media relic of a past…golden age?

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Obligatory cursed doll posts.

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Obligatory creepy clown posts.

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As we conquer Europe.

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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

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For everyone who wants a daily reminder of what trypophobia looks like in your pocket.

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Going to post 30 pictures later of my trip to this antique mall. Block me now you’ve been warned!