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Building stuff of dreams at Lands and Lease LTD, Abuja, Ilorin.

[Obong Roviel @R0VIEL]

Buhari will handle Security

Osinbajo will handle Economy

[Katy  @Maroup_]

I was driving when I noticed a traffic camera flash as I passed. I knew I wasn't speeding, so I figured it had to be a mistake.

Just to be sure, I turned around and drove past the same spot again, this time even slower. Flash!

Curious now, I went around again, driving at a snail's pace. Flash!

At this point, I thought it was hilarious, so I passed by two more times, each slower than the last. Flash, flash!

I couldn't stop laughing. I was convinced the camera was broken.

Two weeks later, five tickets arrived in the my mail...

Every single one was for driving without a seat belt. 😂

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

One of my biggest fear na make my wife dey carry bike go antenatal.

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

Mexico vs South Africa:

If we support south Africa they'll say we are taking their jobs.

[Muna @Munalozy]

If who dey work fit broke like this, I pity who no dey work.

😥😢

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

You see “man must chop” and “bills must be paid” should never make you lose your sense of honour and dignity.

[ABUJA BREAKFAST/LUNCH PACKAGES @srofiat46]

Eid Mubarak😍❤️

[Iced Lemonade🍸🍋 Durolim’s YT on YouTube @durolimm]

Which one are you getting from us today?!🤭

[Iced Lemonade🍸🍋 Durolim’s YT on YouTube @durolimm]

Me Vs What I do

[UMUNNA IKECHUKWU 🇳🇬 @umunnabenjude]

"The things wey you do for girl no be the main thing oh, na the ones wey she expect say you go do wey you no do be the problem"

Words on a marble 📌

[Iced Lemonade🍸🍋 Durolim’s YT on YouTube @durolimm]

It’s another day being a cool babe in the Buj!😝

Lagos people are really missing out on good roads and views ooo!🤭

[INNOVATOR of AFRIKA @InnovatorYK]

HOW I WAS SLAPPED, ASSAULTED BY STORMERS SC GENERAL MANAGER, MR. LEKAN KELANI.

It was a horrific experience during our FA Cup clash against NNL side Stormers SC at the MKO Abiola Stadium today.

Throughout the match, several provocative incidents occurred, but one stood out as particularly shocking.

At a crucial moment, the referee issued a second yellow card to a Stormers SC player and correctly followed it up with a red card. However, after intense pressure and discussions from Stormers SC officials on the touchline, the referee inexplicably overturned his decision, despite having confirmed it twice before issuing the red card.

Another disturbing incident unfolded in the closing minutes of the game, when the Stormers SC coach aggressively confronted the assistant referee and went as far as slapping him. He was shown a red card.

The match eventually ended 3–2 in favor of Stormers SC, but what followed after the final whistle was even more alarming.

Stormers SC players began chasing and physically intimidating our players, most of whom are under 17 years old. Seeing my team, especially my captain, being manhandled, As the Media Officer, I rushed onto the pitch to protect them. I also attempted to record one of the Stormers SC players, who was being restrained, to prevent him from attacking one of our players.

In the midst of the chaos, I was suddenly slapped from behind by the General Manager of Stormers SC, Lekan Kelani. My phone was knocked out of my hand and smashed to the ground, thankfully, only the screen guard was damaged.

The situation escalated further as he charged at me again, grabbed my trousers as if I were a criminal, and held onto me for several minutes. During this time, some Stormers SC players also threatened to beat me for trying to break free from their GM.

I eventually managed to break free but had to be escorted out of the stadium for my safety. It was only after I got outside that I realized I had lost some of my personal belongings, including my face cap and EarPod.

Violence has no place in football. Incidents like this tarnish the spirit of the game and endanger lives. Individuals like Mr. Lekan Kelani should have no place in our football if the sport is to grow with integrity, safety, and respect.

I am calling on the Ogun State FA, the NFF, and all passionate supporters of the game to speak up and take decisive action. This injustice must not be allowed to slide.

@thenff @Letter_to_Jack @OGSG_Official @OgunPoliceNG @ogunmilorokenny

[Akwaman @akwa_man]

Please Sir @DONJAZZY give me my 50% let me go 😂😂😂😂😂

[Lamarr @Kinglamarr___]

Bro, this na the same “sweet” offer wey plenty people dey cry about later 😂

Real disadvantages wey dem no dey talk:
- That “spread the rest” na very high interest (20-35%+ per year in Naija). You go pay almost double the car price by the time you finish.
- Miss even one month? Dem go carry the car sharp-sharp and you lose the 30% wey you already pay.
- Hidden charges: insurance, registration, admin fee, processing fee, late fee… e go shock you.
- Car don depreciate like mad within one year, but you still dey pay full price + interest.
- Inflation dey high, naira dey fall… the monthly payment wey sweet today fit choke you next year.

Cash or proper bank loan (if your credit clean) still better pass this “30% magic”. Influencers dey push am because dem get commission, not because e good for you.

Stay woke, no go borrow trouble in the name of “easy payment” 🚩

[aj @SamuelAj__]

your mechanic fit spell expedite

[THE KINE 🌕🖤 @asher_kine]

I get the confidence that I can do better in the world. 🥺

[parks @parkersity_9]

You ask for ur money back and niggas think it’s beef 😭😭😭😭

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

And when it’s finally your time to be the hammer, strike harder—because when you were the nail, no one showed you mercy.

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Don’t go broke. It’s very hard to find help when down.