Jimonthy

The n is not silent.

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@DeukaeDuvet 👀👀

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Reflection - Photography by Jimonthy

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my mom's dog when she finds a stick on walks

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@Saketh wat am i gonna do, leave after ordering?

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>Returning rental car after hrs, go to nearby restaurant and ask for pen to fill some paperwork
>Feel obliged to order after I'm done, burrito it is
>Mans dumps the goopiest chicken I've ever seen into a wrap.
>Rice, beans, cheese on the outside?? wtf

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@Saketh I'd rather eat Si Senor tbh
now I have a stomachache

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@Saketh still canadia

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When the whole countertop is out of order

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Emoji tip No. 82: when a person says something you can't understand but adds an emoji at the end, react to that statement with the same emoji to express understanding

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A good thermos mug is life-changing
(Also got my second dose today woo)

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I'm never buying bananas again

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Took passport photos today. Man, at least let me look at/retake the photo before paying for it..

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I want to buy an ottoman

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I fucked up.

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Snow outside today.
April Fools! There is no way-
Wait just a minute..

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goodbye hair

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Cooking:
Alexa, timer left on 15 minute timer?
15 minute timer canceled.

FFFFFFFUuuuUuuUuuu

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Also, mom got a dog recently!

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Earlier this morning:
"Gee, the snow really makes it hard to see the ice on the roads from yesterday. Hope I don't sl-"

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I need windshield wipers for my glasses