Jimplas Capital Management

Jimplas Capital Management is Registered Investment advisor (RIA) firm that provides professional investment management and advisory services

[Jimplas Capital Management @JimplasE]

If you Trust your Finances, We do our Job

[Bank of Uganda @BOU_Official]

Uganda Government Treasury Bills | Auction Results Released

The Bank of Uganda has today published the results of Uganda Government Treasury Bills – Issue No. 1232, covering the 91-day, 182-day, and 364-day tenors.

The results provide a breakdown of total bids received, amounts accepted, and the resulting yields, offering insight into current investor demand and prevailing money market conditions.
🔎 View the full auction results here: https://t.co/I8zFjute6O
Please note that the next Treasury Bills auction will be held on August 5, 2026

[Billy Jimplas ☯️ @BJimplas]

POV: You stand up after 10 hours of coding your next $10M idea... only to push it to GitHub where it quietly reunites with the other 10 "billion-dollar" projects that have 0 users, 0 clients, and 100% of your hope. 💀
Serial Serial repository creator. Professional delusion. 😂

[MatchDay Central @MatchDCentral]

🚨JUST IN: The FBI has reportedly launched an investigation into the finances of the Argentine Football Association’s operations in the United States over alleged fraud and money laundering.

The investigation is said to be ongoing, with authorities examining financial activities linked to the federation’s U.S. operations.

[@LANACION]

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 BREAKING! 🤯

The FBI is investigating Argentina Football Association’s activities in the United States for an alleged money laundering and fraud of $300M. 🇦🇷

ℹ️ @LANACION

[Jimplas Capital Management @JimplasE]

@Underdog @LANACION Grok is it true?

[Bank of Uganda @BOU_Official]

Bank of Uganda Opening foreign exchange rates for Wednesday, July 8, 2026.

To access more UGX exchange rates against other currencies :https://t.co/ibBzTHlmFk

[Billy Jimplas ☯️ @BJimplas]

A lot of women were put on birth control (family planning) at 15. Fast forward, and IVF is a $50 billion industry. Birth control creates customers for IVF. Let that sink in.

[Bank of Uganda @BOU_Official]

TREASURY MARKET INTEREST RATES | Weekly Snapshot

Stay informed on the latest yields across Uganda's government securities market. Whether you're considering short-term Treasury Bills or long-term Treasury Bonds, this week's snapshot gives you the data you need to make informed investment decisions. Government securities offer a secure, low-risk investment option backed by the Government of Uganda.

To get started, visit any Bank of Uganda-supervised commercial bank near you. 🔗 For more details, visit: https://t.co/sfJCcCRQ6b

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: UEFA’s statement on the Balogun case:

“Yesterday’s decision to suspend for a probationary period of a year the implementation of the one-match automatic suspension following the red card issued to the player Folarin Balogun crossed a red line.
Football, like any other sports, relies on rules, which are the basis for fair, honest and transparent competition.

Sometimes rules are open to interpretation. In this case not. A minimum automatic suspension of one match following a red card is not a discretionary option and does not require the decision of a competent body to be enacted. It is a principle embedded in regulations, which cannot be made subject to exceptions, let alone in the middle of a tournament where several other players have been in the same situation and regularly served their suspension.

When the certainty of rules is no longer guaranteed by its guardians, the integrity of the game is at stake and the credibility of a competition is undermined. Equally, such decision creates a precedent in the ongoing tournament, where similar situations will now require an equal treatment, to the detriment of the competition.

Football is the most loved sport in the world because it is a beautiful game and is trusted because it is played everywhere with the same laws. A tournament is never a pure standalone and, if the tournament in question is the World Cup, it has the power to drive positive or negative consequences on the game as a whole.

We express our disbelief at such an unprecedented, incomprehensible and unjustifiable decision.”

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Wow… very strong statement from UEFA… we’ll be debating this, and England’s historic win, on a new episode of World Cup Uncensored later today.
You won’t want to miss this!

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: UEFA have released a statement SLAMMING the USA red card decision…

Yesterday’s decision to suspend for a probationary period of a year the implementation of the one-match automatic suspension following the red card issued to the player Folarin Balogun crossed a red line.

Football, like any other sports, relies on rules, which are the basis for fair, honest and transparent competition. Sometimes rules are open to interpretation. In this case not. A minimum automatic suspension of one match following a red card is not a discretionary option and does not require the decision of a competent body to be enacted. It is a principle embedded in regulations, which cannot be made subject to exceptions, let alone in the middle of a tournament where several other players have been in the same situation and regularly served their suspension.

When the certainty of rules is no longer guaranteed by its guardians, the integrity of the game is at stake and the credibility of a competition is undermined. Equally, such decision creates a precedent in the ongoing tournament, where similar situations will now require an equal treatment, to the detriment of the competition.

Football is the most loved sport in the world because it is a beautiful game and is trusted because it is played everywhere with the same laws. A tournament is never a pure standalone and, if the tournament in question is the World Cup, it has the power to drive positive or negative consequences on the game as a whole.

We express our disbelief at such an unprecedented, incomprehensible and unjustifiable decision.

[Prof. V Baryamureeba @baryamureeba]

Finally Starlink is on in Uganda but how I wish we were able to buy directly from Starlink instead of going through Airtel. The cost would have been much lower.

However, I do understand the need to go through Airtel as the Government of Uganda wants to maintain control over internet service providers. In short when UCC says to Airtel switch off the internet, Starlink won't be on.

[Jimplas Capital Management @JimplasE]

Good bye football ⚽️

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 Exclusive: The White House made a direct call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card.

FIFA approached for comment and referred to the findings of its independent committee.

FIFA sources insist White House influence could not affect the decision due to the powers contained in Article 27 and the independent nature of the disciplinary panel.

[Jimplas Capital Management @JimplasE]

@centregoals @TheAthleticFC @grok confirm

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

NEWS: Uganda grants Starlink operating licence 🇺🇬

• Uganda has officially granted Starlink an operating licence
• Only 9% of Ugandans are online
• In rural Uganda, just 4% of people use the internet, compared with 17% in urban areas
• Starlink could help connect millions in remote and underserved communities

Another major step forward for Starlink’s expansion across Africa.

[Bank of Uganda @BOU_Official]

This week, Bank of Uganda, through the Administered Funds Department, joined @PSF_Uganda in Mbale and Lira for the post-budget dialogue.

The engagements focused on demystifying the Agricultural Credit Facility and Small Business Facility, strengthening financial literacy, and answering questions on the Bank’s mandate.

The discussions continue next week in Hoima and Mbarara.

#BoUConnects

[Bank of Uganda @BOU_Official]

Bank of Uganda Opening foreign exchange rates for Friday, July 3, 2026.

To access more UGX exchange rates against other currencies :https://t.co/LHbkgEkwlO

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Good morning Owek. @MathiasMpuuga, you took tax payers money and when our party asked questions, you called us names!

Now I am here to let you know that you’ll soon be called to answer the very questions but this time by the same people that gave you the names to call us then!

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Today, Dr. Besigye will appear at High Court without his lawyers! So it’s strictly a

DR. Besigye Vs Justice Baguma face off!

Tables will be banged, emotions will be let out; without involvement of defense counsel!

[Bank of Uganda @BOU_Official]

PRESS RELEASE | Uganda Government Treasury Bonds – Auction Results

The Bank of Uganda has released the official results of the recent Uganda Government Treasury Bond re-openings for the 2-Years, 5-Years, and 15-Years tenors.

The published results provide a detailed breakdown of total bids received, amounts accepted, and the resulting yields, offering insight into investor demand and prevailing conditions in the government securities market.

🔗 Full auction results:
https://t.co/ljBNPJXDbM

📅 Next Treasury Bonds Auction: Wednesday, 15 July 2026