Jingalls

There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom Ellis with the weather. He/Him

[Jingalls @Jinga11s]

So this is my favorite joke. It is a little long, and I apologize for that, but trust me it's worth it. It's kind of a riddle, in that there are clues to the answer through it, so you may be able to figure it out if you're clever. Now, without further ado:
The Monk Joke

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I hope all is well. Christmas is coming. Hard.

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@beltwayhumor In the end, this is really all I'm striving for 😅

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It's been a bad day, but I think I can salvage it with gas-station candy

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@TheKeithiest You better believe it

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Ich bin Crayon

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This is Crayon. He doesn't know what you're doing. Or anything that is happening. But he believes in you. 12/10

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@H0NEYRIVER Good god, I can't help but hear shit like this all day long

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@itsmegangraves Oh what the fuck, this is just fully a dick move

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@vampireskwrl I said what I said 😤

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@SouthboundF (love youuuuu)

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@SouthboundF And I'll do it again

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@the_fit_fem Diamonds are a girl's mid friend

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@TheKeithiest Fucking represent

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@angel_0f_deathx That... took a turn

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@rainey_rainbows Your personal style legitimately makes my days brighter, I love it

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Good morning

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@kennedeileerose I got trampled by Taylor Swift fans last night, and am planning on seeing the movie later today. That's kinda similar, I think

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@rainey_rainbows And also absolutely everything else

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@rainey_rainbows Oh my god I love your hoodie

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@RunniStooles @the_fit_fem Holy fuck, even bots won't follow you? Fabulous 😄