My first time in parody Twitter (if there's a group without a red please add me)
Owner is 17 and is not affiliated with among us innersloth or paramount in any way
#amongusparody
/ " I am a fucking Roleplayer! "
" God damnit, I'm just stuck with zero interactions because my Oomf 's won't get off their fat fucking assss and reply to me! "
..nothing! Nothing.. Just.. Rewatching some old training tapes to pass the time, yknow? I already know this stuff but a good captain always needs a refresher right?
[Sweat drips down reds forehead as he tries to give a nonchalant wave]
What was that?
[They say trying to hold back a giggle, it was ironic, if something like that happened on their ship they would be skinned]
[It was nice having a change of pace]
@purpalwayswatch "Annnd WHO do you have to thank for that?"
".."
"Me. You should thank me."
[Red awkwardly attempts to avoid the conversation of earlier]
[Their visor widens at the mere mention of MIRA. Purple had such a disappointed look.. But why should they care? Theyre the captain!]
"They.. Are?"
"I mean.. Pshh what's MIRA gonna do? Whenever Pink calls, they just see me doing my job. Relax Purpsie I know what I'm doing"
[Red would be in the Skelds navigations, playing a video game on the screen instead of doing their usual captain duties. They jump and fumble around to make it look like theyre doing something important when somebody barges in]
(First time interaction baiting + a reupload)
Hey guys! OOC here to promote my old Twitter account that I just repurposed to make a Gundham Tanaka roleplay account. If you're a danganronpa account I'd appreciate it if you gave a follow
"Heyyyyyy..! It's Gray! What a surprise. What brings you to our humble Skeld?"
[They changed the screen to a simple MIRA training tape while pretending like they werent playing an anime dating sim]
[She walks in, holding one of the newly found plants from their ship]
Hey red so remember the thing I was telling you abo-
....
Are uh, you ok
[Going under the headcannon some of the ships have teleporters to each other cause fuck you i wanna interact]
@securedpurple You should! Capturing your captains greatness for the next crew that comes along is essential. Orrrrr you could keep it to think of me..?
OOC post but I fear that this account isn't getting too much activity or attention anymore. The pressure to compete with other Reds is kind of crazy to me so uhh I might do one of those straw pages soon. Maybe at 100 followers but probably sooner
@purpalwayswatch ".. N-Nothing! Just a standard Mira coded routine. Captain duties yknow!"
[Red chuckles awkwardly and wipes the sweat off the top of their head]
[The captain of the Skeld was keeping an eye on the crewmates and came across a lonely looking Gray who was just staring out the window.. So he did what a good captain would and came behind Gray, suddenly putting their hands on them]
"Hey there! Whatcha doing looking so lonely?"
[Int bait]
"In the cafeteria, Gray sat in silence, looking out towards the stars. They didn't have much to do till they reached the target destination. Want to give them some company?"