Jiovanni Bruschi

Future Penn State football player class of 2036. I am a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight. Unofficial Connellsville Girls Vball Mascot.

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

This is me before and after my surgery yesterday. I CRUSHED IT. NOTHING CAN HOLD ME DOWN. NOT AN MRI. NOT BACK SURGERY. NOTHING. I AM A BEAST!!! #babylife

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

I woke up at 4:02. I’ve farted 11 times since then. Feels good man.

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

My dad just tried to throw me a rave party in the bathtub with all my light up toys. He has music playing and it was loud. My mom said we can rule out me having epilepsy. #thanksdad #ravepartygonewrong

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

I’ve been very busy opening everything and playing with every toy I find. Then throwing it around only to clean it up and repeat the process all over again. All day. Every day. Being 2 is fun. #2yearoldtank #almost3 #rampage

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#TrickorTreat2020

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I’ve done nothing but run around the living room and fart. I’m told I am my fathers son. Or that’s what my mommy says anyway. #2yearoldtank #fartsarefun

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Mom and dad took the front off my crib. Why? I’m not sure. But I like it. Here’s me testing out the new digs. #bigboybed #2yearoldtank

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Usually dad sleeps with mommy. But tonight I kicked him out of bed so I can sleep with mommy!! #mommasboy #2yearoldtank

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

Today I am 28 months old. My mom and dad let me run around with no diaper on this afternoon. So I pooped on the floor. I couldn’t hold it in anymore. Plus I can’t talk yet so how did they know I had to go? #oops #oopsleadstopoops

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Mom and dad have been laughing at me because I can’t stop farting. I keep running around and farting, rather loud for a kid my age and size. They think it’s funny. It is funny. I like farting. #2yroldtank #fartingtank

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

@MrsNillaBear31 I can’t talk mom let alone read

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

Today is my daddy’s birthday. He’s the best daddy ever. He makes me laugh and let’s me drink small amount of Mt Dew. He always keeps me well fed and clean when mommy isn’t home. There’s no daddy better!!! #ilovemydad #hesthebest #1dad

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

I had a GREAT 2nd birthday party last week. Dad said we celebrated the birth of me and America. Idk who the second person is, but we had a BLAST!!! #2yearoldtank

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

Went to my first “graduation party” the other day. Idk what they are but I got to run around, eat a lot of food, and go for a ride on a golf cart. It was fun. I’d like to do it again!

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

As Italian as I am, I realized as of tonight in my young eating career, I for a fact do not like gnocchis. That is all. #2yearoldtank

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

Happy Mommy’s Day to my mommy!! She’s the absolute best mom ever. She takes care of me and feeds me and makes me laugh!!! I love you mommy!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

Mommy turned 36 yesterday. We had pizza and cake and I ate A LOT. It was very enjoyable. I love my mommy very much!!!! #2yearoldtank #36yearoldmom

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Mom and dad built me a new deck on the back of the house so I have lots more room to play and roam around and dance. It’s very nice. Very Jio size friendly. Good size for a mini tank!!

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

My mom and dad moved me into the big boy room upstairs across the hall. After two days, I’m not really sold on it yet. Maybe in a few more days I’ll be ok. But for now. 👎👎 #2yroldtankproblems

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

Today I am two. A two year old tank who ate 2 pieces of Bud Murphy’s pizza and 1 piece of grown up cake from @BethelBakery. It was fantastic!! I am now a big boy. Now. If I could just get this talking thing down....

[Jiovanni Bruschi @JioTheTank]

Well. My mom has been home all the time for some reason. And. It’s ok. She takes pictures of me all the time. Which is fine. I guess. But she is a lot of fun. I like having her at home. It must be summer. But my mom says she doesn’t know what day it is. She’s silly. I like her.