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Veni vedi vasa

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Andoni Iraola ball. 🔥

[Kara @UTDKarra]

I dislike people like this. If you want to talk about Fabrizio, go straight to the point.

David Ornstein’s posts are mostly about the UK and Europe’s biggest clubs, while Fabrizio reports on transfers from all around the world.

If you don’t like how Fabrizio recycles his updates to keep people engaged, then unfollow him and focus only on David.

Here, we appreciate how David posts only when there’s top information, and we also enjoy how Fabrizio keeps us on our toes whenever our favourite club is trying to sign a top player.

Stop the nonsense about who’s better. We don’t care we just want to enjoy the transfer window.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

I started investing in mutual funds in 2018 because I wanted to buy a new phone. 😂

30,000 naira monthly. My first month interest was less than 100 naira. I literally laughed at myself. What kind of investment is this?

But I didn't withdraw. I just kept depositing. When my income grew, I increased my deposit. 50,000 monthly. Then 100,000. Now 150,000 every single month.

Today that investment generates almost 200,000 naira every single month in interest alone. My balance is now well over 10 million naira.

The phone I was saving for in 2018 probably cost around 150,000 naira. That same amount is now what my investment pays me every single month without me doing anything.

By next year I am increasing my monthly deposit to 200,000 naira. In 5 years, my monthly interest alone will be approximately 600,000 naira. Still without doing any work.

From saving for a phone to almost 200k monthly passive income. Same platform. Same principle. Just time, consistency and the discipline to never touch it.

Start for any reason. Stay for the result.

Above all, love God.

[ꪜ𝖎𝔃𝔃𝔂 ✞ @sntvizzy]

The Trojan Horse isn’t even really a Homer thing, it barely shows up in the Odyssey. The full story comes way later in Virgil’s Aeneid. And honestly, it only works because ten years of war made the Trojans think the Greeks had finally given up.

You try that on day one, they burn it on sight.

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

I just heard a story and my body is shaking…

A 13-year old boy in Maiduguri was selling sugarcane in a wheelbarrow for his father.
Inside the scorching sun, he decided to push his wheelbarrow to a nearby tree for shade & for him to rest for a while.

As he pushed his wheelbarrow tired, he mistakenly brushed the front of a parked car & the headlamp fell off. He looked around & couldn’t find the owner. His conscience didn’t let him walk away from the car. So he waited for the owner who happened to be praying in a nearby mosque.
The owner finished his prayers & found this 13-year old boy and the damage he has done. He called the police and ordered the boy be put in prison.

Recently, this 13-year old boy just got released from prison, after spending 47 years in prison, at the age of 60 years.
At this point, I broke down in tears.
He was literally moved from one prison to the other all over Nigeria in the course of this 47 years in prison.
He only got released because a governor granted him pardon.

May Nigeria never happen to you.

[Nze @nzemmili]

I'm always happy Peter Obi handed Mater Amabili to the Catholic. If it had remained in the hand of ASUBEB, it would've been worse like GTC Nkpor.

[T.T.F.E. @tinothefire]

I hate how prevalent sycophancy is in this legal profession. One is confronted with an obvious wrong, an embarrassing flaw, but instead of calling it out, you’ll be told “don’t do this so you don’t make enemies, don’t say this cause of future opportunities”. To hell with that mentality.

[Dr Aloy Chife @ChifeDr]

…”an election in which thousands of eligible, willing, determined voters were prevented from casting their ballots ….”

The bla bla of righteousness!

Sounds like what the judges in your profession regularly do to thwart the will of the Nigerian electorate.
Everyone and their dog knows the legal profession has zero credibility in Nigeria.

Perhaps now you can all feel our pain

[EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 @ejykmykel1]

Lampard VS Iniesta

[Nedu_🔥 @Hhonor_]

Let's be clear: this has nothing to do with sexual urges. In this country, sex is often easier to find than a decent meal.

Rapists are not driven by desire,they are driven by cruelty and the need to violate others. Anyone who takes pleasure in forcing themselves on another person has abandoned their humanity.

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Some updates on the creator rev share program:

1. Soliciting engagements (“I’ll follow everyone who replies”) 3 or more times will results in removal from the program and your account will be forwarded to the policy team for suspension. Grok now catches all of these.

Nearly 4000 accounts were removed from the program today.

2. Our new model now detects duplicated content at 3x the rate of the previous model. Adding watermarks, intros and other edits will send monetized impressions to the original uploader. This also includes copying viral text posts (most common one: “Twitter is like the smoking section of the internet”).

We detected 1.5 million posts that were stolen this cycle. Repeated or intentional circumvention will lead to removal from the program.

With these changes, over $1 million will be given back to original content creators.

[Calabar Landlord @Humbhle_ak]

Please if you do not understand the roads in Calabar, stay inside your house when it rains.
The city has some of the biggest drainages you will find in the country and it is currently filled due to heavy rainfall.
Do NOT go close to a body of water because you think you can guess where the pavement is. Every rain water you see is directed somewhere and steady in motion. It may look stagnant until you get in.
Don’t walk! Don’t drive!! Every emergency can wait.
See you alive after the rain subsides.

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

The Skull of Saint Mary Magdalene in France

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Once you learn how to shop directly from China, E.g Temù or shien your wardrobe changes completely. Call me cheap I don't care I ain't rich, I don't do fraud.😭

It's knowing what to search for.

Here's my style after making plenty of mistakes.

1. T-shirts:

Skip 100% polyester unless you're buying gym wear.

Instead, search:
• 100% Cotton
• Combed Cotton
• Heavyweight Cotton
• 240-300 GSM Cotton
• Premium Cotton
• Mercerized Cotton

The heavier the GSM, the thicker and more premium the shirt usually feels.

2. Jeans:

Denim Jeans
Temu is surprisingly good for denim if you know what to search.

Search:
• Denim Jeans
• Cotton Denim
• Raw Denim
• Selvedge Denim (if available)
• 98% Cotton + 2% Elastane
• 99% Cotton

Avoid jeans with high polyester content. The more cotton, the better they'll age and feel.

3. Body-hug clothing:

Search:
• Ribbed Knit
• Modal
• Viscose Blend
• Cotton-Spandex Blend

They hold their shape much better than cheap polyester.

4. Hoodies
Search:
• 400 GSM
• French Terry
• Cotton Fleece
• Heavyweight Hoodie

5. Chains
Search:
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Titanium Steel
• PVD Gold Plated
• Vacuum Plated

These are far more resistant to fading than ordinary fashion jewelry.

6. Earrings
Search:
• 925 Sterling Silver
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Hypoallergenic
• Moissanite (if you're buying stones)

7. Scarves
Search:
• Mulberry Silk
• Silk Blend
• Cashmere Blend
• Wool Blend
• Viscose

Avoid the shiny, thin polyester scarves if you're after a premium look.

8. Loafers
Search:
• Genuine Leather
• Cow Leather
• Full Grain Leather (rare but worth looking for)
• Rubber Outsole

9. Sneakers
Search:
• Rubber Outsole
• EVA Midsole
• Breathable Mesh
• Leather Upper
• Stitched Sole

Pictures lie a lot

The description usually tells the truth.

Here's how I shop:

1. Read the material composition before anything else.

2. Sort by Most Orders or Best Selling, not cheapest.

3. Only buy products with lots of reviews or pictures or even better when a Nigerian has purchased it before they always tell the truth.

4. Read the 1-star reviews first. They'll tell you what the seller won't.

5. Look at customer photos, not the product photos.

6. Check the weight of the product. Better quality clothing is often heavier.

7. Read the size chart. Don't assume your Nigerian size matches.

8. If the title has words like "luxury," "premium," or "designer" but the material is 100% polyester, not everything but still move on.

Your best friend isn't the product picture.

It's the material, the reviews, and the customer photos.

That's how you separate the gems from the junk.

I hope this help.

Things are to expensive for a country this poor.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Have you seen this before?

[MOYA⌚️ -Jewelry plug @_wholezed]

After Una go say Christ chosen Dey lie when this things actually happen

[Slim Slim @Jiokeslim]

@yemi_ote @instablog9ja 😳😳😳

[THE LAST THREE EYED RAVEN @king_sirmuel]

8 years after….

I still cry myself to sleep🩶 I will always love you big sis