JioTheGreat

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[PABLIRO @pabliroo]

lo crónicamente online que hay que estar para entender esto

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Amazon Prime is hands down the worst streaming service. Like, “thanks for subscribing, here is a list of movies you need a different subscription for”.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Funny that the government owns all the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your vehicle.

[مريم ثالث @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[Nickel @5cented]

Havent jerked off in a week. I can move small objects with my mind now. Im typing this telepathically

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

Watching nolan masterpiece
#TheOdyssey

[Tony “Boss” Balls @TonyBossBalls]

Just seen 2 Jewish guys go on shark tank. They didn’t even have a product just asked for money.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[JAY JANOWER @JayJanower]

Yet we allow/tolerate open drug use daily on Vancouver’s streets.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Just landed in Georgia for the World Cup 🙏🙏 where is Atlanta so I can avoid that place

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

First virus in history to get bullied into going offline

[Seen on the Internet @FunnySight]

This is one of the greatest videos on the internet

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.