Pumpkin spice u0026 everything nice! Our Halloween special spaghetti with crispy ghost toppings is here—only this weekend! Tag a foodie who needs this! ,
It’s 11pm, the night stall just warmed up a bowl of spicy noodle soup for you. The steam’s curling, and all the tiredness from today’s work melts right here.
Just bombed a joke about grocery store self-checkouts and the entire room went dead silence… my comedy career might just become a very dramatic doorstop.
Just caught the most mind-blowing indie band live at the downtown venue—their guitar riffs still echoing in my head! If they’re coming to your city, DON’T MISS OUT.
Just got destroyed by my own joke about mixing up avocado and guacamole at brunch Standup crowds are way faster at roasting me than my mom ever was #ComedyLife