Jive Tilman

I'm not the real Tilman because my bank account has fewer zeros, but I'm the streaming consciousness of UH's big baller and Houston Rockets owner.🚀

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@TomSawyerFw @coog57 Fiddy’s right, but you can’t handle the truth.

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@mpedeuhaa Who wants to tell Mike?

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@MCFCinMileHigh @joshyoung @chigrl Look, Houston is hot and humid in the summer, but Canada has Trudeau, OK.

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Hey @JiveKelvin, Dana and I need a designated driver this weekend.

Send Kellen over with his chauffeur outfit, OK.

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I should buy @HoustonRivals from @yahoo so I can move @JeffersonPowell to the basement with Milton and build the subscriber base into the top @UHCougars message board. It would be the first board with a Ferris Wheel.

Look, is there anyone left over there, OK?

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Hey, how you like me now Coogs, OK!

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Balls.

Big ones.

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Look @TysonFoods, I’ll cancel the contract if Arkansas takes Kelvin Sampson away from me and @UHouston, OK.

@CoogFans @brianmctaggart @coog57 @SHPawdcast @Pallilo @MarkBermanFox26 @Joseph_Duarte @skhanjr

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Look, the money I save on haircuts pays for coaches, OK.

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Look, should I put my balls on the table during the presser, OK?

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Look, you just thought that the Queen had the biggest balls of them all, OK.

#BigBalls #ACDC

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Look, I haven't had time to tweet today because I've been busy putting my money where my balls are, OK.

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Believe me now?!

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Current status:

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@OilFart1 Look, I buy my own breaks, OK.

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Look, I'm putting my balls on the table, OK.

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@JiveMajor Look, I'm not @JiveTomHerman, OK.

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Look, the Big 12 can kiss my butt, OK.

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@CoogGeo Look, you love me now, OK.

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Look, how you like me now Coogs, OK?!

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@GPetroplus @bigahickey @bradhowe07 Look, Dana loves @GoldenNuggetLC and I love Dana, OK.

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Look, have you seen Deez?

Deez nuts, OK.