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[Nancy Cruz 🇲🇽 @Nancy_Cruises]

I truly feel like women who give birth naturally, without an epidural are out of this world. Couldn't be me though, wouldn't even try.

[gisell @JizzElleee]

My pregnant ass had to jump on top of a pitbull today trying to bite my son 😢😭🥺

[gisell @JizzElleee]

I just ordered one of my close friends her gift for her bachelorette and I really can’t believe she’s getting married 🥹🥹🥹

[gisell @JizzElleee]

Giving a toddler a bath while pregnant is a damn mission #condomad

[gisell @JizzElleee]

But then I realized I’m poor and pregnant

[gisell @JizzElleee]

I was this close 🤏��� to buying two drake floor tickets instead of paying the mortgage

[gisell @JizzElleee]

Siento que se me viene un pedo pero luego me acuerdo que tengo a un bebé moviéndose adentro de mi. 🤭

[gisell @JizzElleee]

No mames wey porque me embaracé sabiendo que mi amiga se va a casar y no me puedo empedar con ella en su despedida de soltera 🧐

[🖤 @lexcvi]

I will eternally be grateful for this chapter of my life. 🙏🏼

[gisell @JizzElleee]

I’m up rn thinking how I can embarrass my boyfriend this Halloween with our costumes, I’m thinking he can dress up as goofy since our son is obsessed with Mickey Mouse

[gisell @JizzElleee]

What the fuck is wrong with him lmao that shit stank

[gisell @JizzElleee]

I just changed my sons diaper bc he sharted….it’s been 5 mins and he sharted AGAIN

[gisell @JizzElleee]

It’s 1am and we went to tacos el gordo for some campechana fries and I’m not drunk, I’m just pregnant 🤰🏻

[gisell @JizzElleee]

@saveileen Soo pretty 🤩

[gisell @JizzElleee]

My MIL and SIL went to go get massages and didn’t invite me….pregnancy rage @ 100 rn

[gisell @JizzElleee]

I am so attached to my mom

[gisell @JizzElleee]

@Mariellllaaa that’s you recording that’s your laugh 😭😂

[gisell @JizzElleee]

If you look closely you can watch as I eat shit towards the end lol

[gisell @JizzElleee]

If you look closely you can watch as I eat shit towards the end lol

[gisell @JizzElleee]

It’s okay, this year he ain’t get me shit he said paying the mortgage was my gift 🎁

[gisell @JizzElleee]

When your boyfriend gets a ticket to the soccer final on national girlfriend day and doesn’t get one for you 😲 how dare you?

[gisell @JizzElleee]

5 more wtf was I saying hell naw I’m tying my tubes after this second one fuck I look like

[gisell @JizzElleee]

I literally just bought $200 worth of formula. Babies will drain your bank account but they are so cute 🥺 I want 5 more