jake

Water is the elixir of life

[Alien: Isolation 2 @AlienIsolation]

The perfect organism.

[jake @Jjad45]

@barelytolerabIe @achingkneejoint I actually think a lot of people (myself included) would naturally revert back to old dynamics/behaviors if you were to be around your old boss again

[❥ @haydenaholic]

padme’s outfit while rejecting anakin is still sending me

[jake @Jjad45]

@ahmedxjean The most obvious thing imaginable

[‏ً @keaaaaley]

if yall don’t look this cunt at my funeral don’t come

[. @LAHXLLUClNATlON]

not her greedy ass releasing new variants during Hantavirus debut week... she's not a girl's girl

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If you send me a “Hey” message on Slack or teams, best believe I will be ignoring that message until then rest of the message is sent

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

Every Alien film is on HBO Max and I highly recommend y’all watch them in chronological order before they’re gone. I forgot how incredible Prometheus is when you ain’t got a bitch in your ear complaining about who fucking cares.

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[jake @Jjad45]

@broken_sonnets And she’s never wrong!

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Being lectured by a King on limits of executive power is where America is right now under Trump.

[jake @Jjad45]

@nostalgiaa Threw me into a full existential crisis as an eight year old

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

Some people enter your life to show you how your boundaries need to be stronger than your empathy and love.

[Nintendo Nostalgia @Nin10Nostalgia]

Super Mario Galaxy (2007).

#SuperMarioGalaxy

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Marco Rubio finding out he has to be Kristi Noem’s husband

[jake @Jjad45]

@KehlerPeyton @CntessNfrenemy If they were really looking out for her they wouldn’t have kicked the letter under the chair

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Imagine getting deported by a kid who’s mom made him breakfast before his shift

[jake @Jjad45]

@FixinYourUglies They got carpet-bombing kids over diplomacy. Great job y’all!

[Turner Novak 🍌🧢 @TurnerNovak]

People hate daylight savings because you lose an hour. I see it as one hour closer to reporting Q1 results for the shareholders.

[jake @Jjad45]

There is something fundamentally wrong with the United States’ electoral system where someone can *win* by close to three million votes and not get elected

[Secretary Pete's Starbase One 2028 🐝🚀🛸🍷 @TrekkiesforPete]

Hillary Rodham Clinton.
She beat Donald Trump by 2,864,974 votes.