J Jarvis

Investor in sports outcomes

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Every college baseball team should have a team dog

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

imagine being a rabbit listening to this sound coming closer 😂

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

If the US makes the final, get Lee Corso to unretire and have him put on a bald eagle head

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

United States really should’ve put all of the knockout round games in SEC towns.

“Oh you wanna beat America in the round of sixteen? Great. You’ll do it in Tuscaloosa.”

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

W #JameisOnFox

[J Jarvis @Jjarv370]

How is that hair system company not running adds non stop with Landon?!?!Hands down winner of most improved between World Cups.

[Landon Donovan @landondonovan]

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[BayernTimes @BayernTimes]

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand

[J Jarvis @Jjarv370]

This is the greatest walkout of all time…. Nothing else comes close….

[Derek Stevens @DerekJStevens]

No trip to the States is legit w/out a trip to Las Vegas. Hey @FreddyLA7 how does this sound?

I’ll send the @CircaLasVegas jet to pick you & friends up in OKC to attend our @USMNT Watch Party @stadiumswim

🇺🇸 vs 🇦🇺

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[Nate Geraci @NateGeraci]

World Cup is exactly what this country needed…

Foreigners mostly in awe of the American experience.

Basically showing everyone that our politicians are just here to divide & conquer by telling you how bad things are.

So refreshing to see some genuine positivity & optimism.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

It takes a guy from Germany to remind millions of Americans how great our country is.

Never let the media get you down. We live in the GREATEST country in the history of the world where anything is possible.

Let's fight to keep it that way!

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

It’s sick to see how many Europeans came over here to actually enjoy US culture. Saw a guy look at a Bucee’s gas station the same way I’d look at Stonehenge

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates.

Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone.

So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans.

But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming.

Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline.

He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse.

And he loves it.

That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

CALIFORNIA VOTE IS RIGGED 🚨 Voters were rejecting a new sales tax increase in Los Angeles County but because of a ‘surge with late mail in ballots’ the sales tax increase PASSED

The same late mail in ballots that pushed Nithya Raman ahead of Spencer Pratt also pushed through Democrat’s sales tax increase

“I'm going to talk about one of the strangest results in the LA County — sales tax increase that will take the sales tax in Los Angeles County from a very high 9.75% to the almost unthinkable 10.25%, one of the highest in the country. Why did this happen? — Initially, it looked like Measure ER, the tax increase, was going to fail, but with late ballots coming in, especially for Nithya Raman, the tax increase passed.”

I found this new sales tax increase is expected to take a BILLION dollars per year from residents.

Again, they were rejecting it. But Democrats forged it through with mail in ballots

[Kendall Smith @SmithKendall__]

#WhiteSox No. 1 prospect Braden Montgomery staying post-game to clean the dugout, even after a loss. One of our clubhouse staff members also told me earlier this week, Braden stayed late to pick up the clubhouse as well.

Raised right.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

[Ungrateful Peasant @JamesjmaersonIV]

@Timcast @JoshFL321 I think that chart is even more telling in how the cheat occurred.

[piercheney @LVpolitic]

I’m not a big election fraud guy - but the 24,000 ballot drop showing Spencer Pratt didn’t receive a single vote, is just not realistically possible. Irreducible error rate is even more prevalent when functional literacy of LA is 50%.