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[Jake Hurricane @BigJakeCLE]

Paul Finebaum addressing the country after Texas and Bama got dominated:

[autist @litteralyme0]

When my friends try to tell me how drunk I got last night:

[Jakoby Johanson @Jjohnson__99]

One of my favorite facts is that FedEx can transfer data at 14 petabits per second by just filling all their vehicles with storage devices and transporting the data physically

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Japan has broken the internet speed record with 1.02 petabits per second

It is 3.5 million times faster than the US average

[Jakoby Johanson @Jjohnson__99]

This is so funny to me because the “short barreled AR-15” shown isn’t even a Short Barreled Rifle. It’s an AR pistol which is legal under US law. In fact SBR’s aren’t even illegal you can get one you just have to pay the ATF $200.

[National Association for Gun Rights @gunrights]

There is a single recorded attempt of someone being shot with an umbrella gun.

Everytown is running around screaming the sky is falling because they might be legal again.

[Jakoby Johanson @Jjohnson__99]

The reason they rebranded to starry was for PR because of a lawsuit from somebody they tried to bully over copyright they didn’t renew, imagine if it happened again

[Tony Clements @TonyCMKE]

Scott Hanson trying to get out of the RedZone studio

[Jakoby Johanson @Jjohnson__99]

I bet they CGI’d all the nukes. Christopher Nolan is gonna have a stroke everytime somebody watches an episode

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A trailer for the live-action ‘FALLOUT’ series was shown at Gamescom, which included:

• Brotherhood of Steel marching across a desert + their Vertibird vehicles

• Walton Goggins’ ghoul character who looks similar to Fallout 4’s John Hancock

• Multiple nuclear explosions

[Jakoby Johanson @Jjohnson__99]

“Hi can I get a double vodka soda and 2 green tea shots?”
Me, bartending:

[Jakoby Johanson @Jjohnson__99]

Me and my homie after changing in the parking lot after watching Oppenheimer

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me and my man going to the Barbie premiere

[Ally Kraemer @AllyKraemer]

They’re open! (It’s Spring Break for UC students) @WCPO

[WCPO 9 @WCPO]

St. Patrick's Day starts early for some UC students. Murphy's opened this morning around 5:30 a.m. and they started lining up outside as early as 4:00 a.m.

Hopefully they'll make some time for studying later today 🤣🍀🍻

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

rt if you like chipotle & live in ohio

[Jakoby Johanson @Jjohnson__99]

@spookylilj As a Barback/Bartender in a college town I love it here

[Jakoby Johanson @Jjohnson__99]

Bobby Boucher punching the air rn

[magi @Abby_Owen_]

@sportsrapport Wish that was true. Suzy was saying the team should “focus” and get back to the game. She was then shut down. She did miserably. Mostly everyone else did incredible.