Jade Leeners

Never wield such power, you forget to be polite.

[Jade Leeners @Jleen7]

My brothers best friend.
My parents other son.
Rest in peace.

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they should give one person on love island a gun but nobody knows who

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[❤️‍🔥 @thebendfor]

taylor when jack was about to put some synths on

[Jade Leeners @Jleen7]

Taylor swifts “I knew it, I knew you” but it’s from the perspective of your grandmother who’s passed away coming back to welcome you into heaven. You’re welcome, or sorry I did that. 🫠🫠🫠

[Sixx ☁️ @emmvnueljb]

You don’t realize how much your life has changed until a random Taylor Swift song takes you back to a version of yourself you haven’t seen in years.

[mar⸆⸉ ☁️ @poetswifts]

never kill yourself because you never know when is taylor releasing new music

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

The corporate in-office life is crazy asf, because why you asking me am I okay because I’m sitting in silence at 7:30 in the fucking morning

[trash jones @jzux]

if you die in Microsoft excel you die in real life

[scar @imfat]

JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A 21-year-old man, (Beran A.), has been sentenced to 15 years in prison after admitting to planning an attack on Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour show in Vienna.

His full name has not been shared due to Austrian privacy laws.

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Sixx ☁️ @emmvnueljb]

Taylor Swift’s real talent isn’t singing or dancing. It’s making millions of people feel like the songs were written specifically about their life.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Always try to be helpful. Instead of saying “fuck off”, say “how can I help you fuck off”. It costs nothing to be kind.