“You. You’re getting into a party bus that is southbound for Charlotte. You need extra cash for go burrito because McCorkles just doesn’t cut it for the whole week so you frequent tinder to find your sugar da... woah, YOU liked my post? Thr- FOUR.. of my posts? Hello You.”
Me in 2016: “I’m going to delete my Twitter because I spend way to much time on my phone.”
Me now (still spending all of my time on my phone): “IM BACKKKK”😎