Dan “Razin” Caine

Disrupter of Dos Equis | Tanking GPA | Most normal boarding school kid | Fav food is box

[Dan “Razin” Caine @Jmackdontlack]

#SeattleBlows

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@KKKnupple_67 11x or kys

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Had my first wet dream lastnight. Titty fucked a soft 6 & woke up to goo on the fresh sheets #Chud

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5’11 w/ a huge ego

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Blocked the situationship 2 days ago & im almost certain she has no clue or care. Fuck

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Dudes will go to the gym just to take MY squat rack

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Shit is getting very Mexican in the PNW #NewCrib

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Being led on by a soft 8 bad bitch archetype will genuinely have you hating the entire women catalog

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@TheRealDuxy @FdrlRb Nigga you sound insufferable

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Just got tugged by mama san @ 10 am #beast

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This nigga just burned about 10/15 pieces of chicken.

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I can’t be mad she’s not even my gf, we aren’t in a committed relationship, why tf does my chest hurt

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@stretchenator Over committed to the hesi

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Don’t even gaf about screenshots anymore I be saying heinous shit on iMessage shit doesn’t faze a player fr

[quench it @cntfessing]

@problemochile white niggas?

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Just secured a date w/ the 34 yr old rocket from the office feeling like #TheMan

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@BentonSwathford Squats get the thots nigga

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@HarvySpectator Clean asf Harv, carry on

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@Lee_Roy_Jenk What if I was dumb back then

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Weird Russian guy wanted $60 for this Virgin Mary. Threw the bloke 2 $20’s & he just couldn’t resist #WhiteOnWhiteCrime