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[Jman @Jman_413]

Reece James, Cole Palmer, João Pedro, Morgan Rogers, Martinez and Caicedo have a job to do📌

[𝐎𝐜𝐣 🗺️ @CFCocj]

MY 2026/27 PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTION. 👀

1️⃣ CHELSEA 🏆 CHAMPIONS.
2️⃣ Arsenal
3️⃣ Liverpool
4️⃣ Manchester City
5️⃣ Manchester United
6️⃣ Tottenham

Yes, I said it.

CHELSEA WILL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE UNDER XABI ALONSO.

Not top four.

Not “maybe a title challenge.”

INVINCIBLE CHAMPIONS.

Alonso has started with 6 points from 6.

Palmer is cooking.

João Pedro is cooking.

Rogers is cooking.

And Chelsea finally have a manager who looks like he knows exactly what he wants.

Meanwhile, everybody is already explaining why Chelsea can't win it.

Good.

Keep explaining. 😂

By May, I want this prediction looking completely ridiculous...

because Chelsea will have the trophy. 🏆🔵

[Bangwi @Mukantwari322]

OMG🫸🫸
Dapat kue 4pem #husbandwife #funnyvideo

[Chaudhary Rohit Singh Yadav Office @OfficeOfCRSY]

Hey @grok, is this the reason why Jethalal likes Babita?

[lvy @Florenceodff2]

A UFO clip allegedly filmed in the Soviet Union in 1989… and people are STILL debating whether it’s real. 👽

Look closely at the footage.

Ancient archival recording or a modern recreation made to look decades old?

[its Demon @fearlessfella7]

Hey @grok, swap their body colour and hair style I want to see something. 👀

[Jinx @jinx_ipy]

Hey @grok, Make her do this pose perfectly!!

[alcantara @alcantarav0go]

Food don dey ready.
Make I paste location?

[Khadija @Talifa__k]

Genuine question:

Chrome is free.
Gmail is free.
Google Maps is free.
Google Search is free.
Android is free.

Yet Google made roughly $400 billion last year.

So… what exactly am I missing? 🤔

[Shorts on X @ShortsX48208]

If you have a dress like this, you can go to the forest with confidence.

[Sudhakarfreek @sudhakarfreek]

Forest man suit ?😂

[Fire&Snow @TruthSerumdose]

By what parameter is Zendaya better than Sadie Sink 😅

[Fire&Snow @TruthSerumdose]

Hey @Grok Which of the following WWF now WWE superstars had the maximum fan following

[Black-Smith @Marwanyunusa10]

Oh man, what if I try it? 🤣🤣😵‍💫🤣🤣🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️

[نمبروان MISHARI @ALSANAD_MESHARI]

السبب في انتقال العدوى والجراثيم

[Quadrathick 🇳🇬🇺🇲 @dratically]

Imagine getting paid 50k to act porn and you lost your dignity just for 50k.

[DÂNÏEL @Danlosky]

Unpopular opinion......

Doggy is far more better than Missionary.

[Yaseen Khan Gul @YaseenK7212]

This is what the actual food looks like it’s not AI it’s something that you are gonna love to eat.

Just had a dinner party with my colleagues and we were discussing the Future of what X might look like because this new Original creator program is all about your thoughts, Go on.

[Mbeumo Era @MbeumoEra]

No player in history comes close to 2008 Ronaldo

[greatman @GreatmenArs]

Napoli away tonight. Sunderland away on Saturday. Ipswich away in the Carabao Cup on Tuesday. Three competitions, three consecutive away games we are back to watching our favourite club bring us happiness every three days.

Tuesday should be the perfect opportunity for Arteta to mix Hale End with experience. Max Dowman, Marli Salmon and Ife Ibrahim deserve minutes alongside Kepa and Noni Madueke.

It should also be the perfect level for Gyokeres to finally shine. If he cannot control a ball, bully defenders and score against Ipswich, we may have to start investigating where Sporting hid the receipt.

[Seyram @AeroplaneFitter]

Changing a worn tyre — one of those routine checks that never makes headlines but keeps every takeoff and landing safe.
No cameras. No applause. Just the work.
This is what "airworthy" actually looks like.

#aircraftmaintenance #aircraftmechanic #mechanic #womeninmaintenance

[Noah @NoahNeku]

Hey @grok, remove everything pink from this picture!!