Major Jomar

𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕞𝕪 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕣. 190

[Major Jomar @JmarRisktaker]

זֶה שֶׁרוֹאָה

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It’s been a while. Here’s a quick life update; I’ve been going to the gym for a while now haha.

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#NewProfilePic

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Saw this on tiktok; comments made my eyes sweat

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A bottom once told me, “sa susunod try mo yung rainbow color sa braces mo” he said that while we were doing it 🥲

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Off topic. Is it a death sentence to have COVID, because I just tested positive and everyone just acting like I’m gonna die. Can I use this as a personality? Can I add it to my CV?

[Yor Orleonne ✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯ @1zykjnvip]

@anthony_siy Nakaoff duty yung ipis, di naman nakauniporme.

[Thomas thee Tankengine @goodkidbikecity]

"May ipis sa ulam ko!"

"Hindi naman buong ulam may ipis, isolated incident yan."

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✨🦋🎵👸🏻💅🏻

girl—I... bye.

[CHECK PINNED @hrrybrdsz]

"ur 5 non face emojis are ur aesthetic" yeah i don't believe y'all r using 🐛🍃🧃🛹🍵 during a convo pls

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8 years apart, same shirt. I’m poor.

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@jhonas_lumanlan Ang daming nagsasabi na Avengers ang pinaka-ambitious na crossover in history, but here you are, doing and experiencing everything and shit.

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Me: Today might not be as bad as yesterday
My anxiety and depression:

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“Bulbasaur” — sorry, I don’t make the rules.

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So what if you slept all day? You deserve to treat yourself.

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@mia_sade Maybe they are only in the OVA, we just got the chance to see the trailer. They want us the pay for premium to see the Murder Hornets and the UFOs.

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@charmandrre and that’s on 👸🏻