Jamie

a big boy did it and ran away

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

@Shuttsapalooza Libor Sionko

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

Where else is he meant to defecate? Seems like the exact right place to defecate.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A Chinese chess champion has been stripped of his title after defecating in a hotel bathroom following a tournament victory.

🔗 Read more https://t.co/9lwLYpZVrp

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

There’s one good scene where they fight a spider woman, that’s it. The accents are ludicrous.

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

This dumb ass movie just jumps from place to place and is like ‘Gumblegod, Homeplanet of the Zorks’ and you’re meant to just sit there and be like ‘ah, yes, the Zorks, of course’. Nonsense.

[Netflix @netflix]

It's a new age for the universe. Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire is now streaming.
https://t.co/9iU5ZvDba7

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

@Callum_TH Ricksen was overall extremely average apart from one season where he played centre mid.

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

When a contestant says ‘yes, chef’ to Gregg Wallace.

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

Getting the players hyped up by displaying print outs of an IT content management system error.

[Euan MacIntosh @EuanMacIntosh10]

I see Rangers have already started selling slots to have a photo with the trophy next Monday. Plaster this all over Cormack Park and the dressing room on Sunday.

[The Sportsman @TheSportsman]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫤 #OnThisDay last year...

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

@xben12345 @billarynski @HITCSevens Do you know what ‘facade’ means?

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

Some of the stupidest people in the world are football club AGM attendees.

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

this guy just popping up on the tl dropping the wildest claims imaginable every day and night about Scottish political figures, a true twitter grafter

[David Griffiths @Erudite4Unity]

Imagine if a man, married to a woman but often the subject of much suspicion as to the true nature of the marriage, had to undergo reconstructive surgery on his anal region as a result of injuries sustained during, er, sex? How revealing and embarrassing would that be?

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

Uber just invented ‘booking a taxi in advance’.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

@eeeeuan Berkeley for me ✊

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

@mlothianmclean

[STV News @STVNews]

Two people have been injured after a crane collapsed at a building site in Edinburgh. https://t.co/bUUicTxNDl

[𝖓𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖍 @NiamhCox]

43. this had to make an appearance eventually

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

choose your fighter

[Rangers Women @RangersWFC]

Post-Match Sorted 🐔

🤝 Thanks to @PeriRooster for sorting us out following this afternoon's victory at Petershill Park.

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

i’ve also cried as a result of a football stream. that stream being progres niederkorn vs rangers

[BBC Scotland News @BBCScotlandNews]

BREAKING: Health Secretary Michael Matheson says sons used iPad data to watch football https://t.co/pyULlwE4Y9

[Jamie @Jmeflah]

@NewcoTed