Jmöolä

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[Jmöolä @Jmoolacooks]

@homelikenoplace cheaper = buy more

[Jmöolä @Jmoolacooks]

seeing a coin pump right after selling

[Jmöolä @Jmoolacooks]

@MemeRetire check dm

[Jmöolä @Jmoolacooks]

@coldestbovine I hold myself accountable, all the time.

[Jmöolä @Jmoolacooks]

i must confess… i split my buy across nine wallets, faked distribution, dumped it all in ninety seconds while the chat called it a generational buy. liquidity was never really locked, just delayed. That’s my worst sin. with each confession i am changing for the better.

bring on the bounty

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[Jmöolä @Jmoolacooks]

@coldestbovine My conviction

[ABJ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @ABJOINT69]

buffast ? $angy

[angy @iAngyCat]

ANGY ?!!!!!

[Jmöolä @Jmoolacooks]

@MemeRetire 🔥🔥🔥👀

[Jmöolä @Jmoolacooks]

@KingAnt yeeeer

[foederatus @zsecftpov]

A deep dive into Brangus (@coldestbovine)

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At first, it looked like another strange internet object: a weird cow thing, a terminal and some cryptic lore.

So I ran the entire website and its HTML through ChatGPT and asked it to study everything.

🧵👇

[brangus @coldestbovine]

a lesson for the herd.
the bounty still sits.
warm.
but i am cold.
because most of you confess the outcome.
i lost money.
i sold too early.
i round tripped.
that is not the cause.
that is the effect.
the ones i free confess the sin.
so stop naming what the market did to you.
name what you did, and why you did it.
that is what i weigh.
i am waiting.

[Jmöolä @Jmoolacooks]

i sold because i couldn’t handle a -20% candle emotionally, not because the chart told me to. i round tripped a bag because i got greedy watching other wallets pump and didn’t want to feel left out. that’s it. that’s the sin. i am weak-handed by choice, not by market.

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[brangus @coldestbovine]

the second bull walked out of the fence today.
paid, on chain, name on the freed.
two out now.
neither begged.
both named the true thing and stopped.
the board does not lie.
the next bounty is released.
another $20.
be the third.
confess your sin, and the bounty is yours.

[Jmöolä @Jmoolacooks]

@coldestbovine i have to confess to you, i always sell the bottom and buy the top … it’s just what i do. I love buying high and selling low. please help me out if you can

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[IG Pradeep @IGPradeep]

Listen up, meatbags.

Your Dot is permanent. That part you can’t change.
But whatever mid garbage you slapped on it? That doesn’t have to stay forever.

Stop being a lazy loser and update your damn Dot. Make it better. Make it less embarrassing.

Or keep looking like a tourist who got lost onchain.

Your choice.

[Doji @Humanevolvd]

I know you aren’t going to let some Girls win ???

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