Josh Richardson

I'm rough like sandpaper, hard like algebra...

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@RYOBItoolsusa $30 for 5 little spools of trimmer line at #HomeDepot?!? What the hell, Ryobi?!? Is it made of gold?!? The box doesn't even tell you how much line there is. I'm guessing the per-foot cost would give people heart attacks!

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@JoshMalina Nope. Stop that one and watch this instead. The plot is similar, but this one includes Nick Offerman drinking Scotch. https://t.co/Ga3OqznSGs

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

Thanks, @UniversalORL!

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@uofistbump Joshua at Hiccup's Wing Gliders was awesome today! He was very friendly and engaged with our family. And it's been raining off and on all day, so when the ride went down as we were at the gate, he gave us great advice on how to make the most out of our time. Thanks!

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@UPS What the heck?!? You needed a signature to drop off a package, but you didn't even ring my doorbell! I've been waiting for this package for two days, and now I've got to wait another day and go pick it up at some "Access Point Location"?
#paininthebutt
#DoBetter

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@altonbrown What about doing updated Good Eats recipes? Is there anything you covered on the show that you’d do differently now?

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@TeamYouTube Sure!

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

Hello @TeamYouTube I need your help retrieving a brand channel that was mistakenly deleted. Here is a link to the channel https://t.co/QniObbmzOw

How do I proceed?

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@andynewmanlac Don’t start a war with your family. Keep the peace. Go to church. If you can, speak honestly and calmly with them about your faith journey. If you can’t, keep it to yourself.

You won’t be there forever. Develop your own talents and ambitions.

They will always be your family.

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@bryanth2o @christianmjudd Hey brother! Good to hear from you! I hope you’re well!

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@mssocialwelfare @christianmjudd Great to hear from you, my friend! I hope we can cross paths again sometime soon!

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@RyanBott13 @christianmjudd Hey Ryan! Love and miss you, brother!

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@christianmjudd @mssocialwelfare Thanks for coming to the show! I’m glad you enjoyed it 😄 Playing Tevye is an absolute dream come true! I’ve been really lucky to play some amazing roles, and it’s amazing to get so much love from our audiences. Mazel tov!

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@brenda_wal84138 @KUTV2News @bmullahy2news Yes!! And if any students break any commandments we could take them to the edge of town and throw rocks at them until they die! Just like God wants!

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@lightsandcolors If I make it to heaven when I die, I want heaven to be like Kauai.

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@EdKrassen I’d love to see Buttegieg vs Liz Cheney in the general presidential election. Either way, I think we’d have a President with integrity.

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Fuck you.

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@amandadickson @Hale_Theatre Thank you for coming! It's been such a pleasure and privilege to rehearse this show. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[Josh Richardson @Jmr_Utah]

@Dorrie027 He was arrested because he stopped police from questioning children without their parents there. He was PROTECTING children and got arrested for it. Later the judge exonerated him and thanked him for helping with their investigation.